BDSM, huh?

[volginswaifu]

[Yes indeed, an entire room filled with anything you could possibly imagine. Raikov was nothing short of ecstatic when he found the place, testing out whips and gags, blindfolds and handcuffs, not to mention a few intricate knives.]

[...and ginger root.[Oh, he was in heaven! Unfortunately, anybody who walked in at any given moment might not be,

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[fancy_shooting]

[Ocelot happens by, making his usual swaggering entrance. He immediately starts admiring the room...]

[It gives him... ideas.]

[volginswaifu]

[Was that Ocelot? That bastard was encroaching on his paradise!]

[Well now, Ivan wouldn't stand for this at all. He stormed towards the other man.]

Hey, Pussycat!

[fancy_shooting]

[Oh. Him.]

What do you want, Major?

[volginswaifu]

To go somewhere I can't see you.

[He leans in a bit and licks his teeth.]

[Not giving Ocelot much time to respond, he suddenly grabs his crotch and ducks down, yanking and twisting those jewels with him.]b

[fancy_shooting]

!!!

[Ocelot chokes out a few pained gurgles, grabs at his crotch, and slumps forward.]

[volginswaifu]

[And Ivan just laughs triumphantly, taking a step back.]

By the way, did you roll around in cat litter today? You reek!

[He grabs Ocelot by the coat collar and drags him to the door, shoving him outside.]

Watch out, next time I'll spay you. [HAHAHAH. He slams the door shut.]

[fancy_shooting]

[Ocelot is just... going to writhe on the floor out there.]