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[volginswaifu]

[Today, Ivan lay crumbled over in the hall, his palms flat against the floor as he stared vacantly down. Even from a distance it was clear tragedy had struck. The fair skinned Russian was looking even whiter today as his coat rested loosely on his shoulders

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[butthurtsleeper]

[EVA comes to a halt as he walks down this particular hallway; staring at the familiar blonde before him.]

[She's finally here, huh?] Ivana....?

[...Honestly, a small part of the man is a bit relieved- this is the first time he's met someone from his own world. (apparently). But of course, the other half of EVA is more than a little irked at the thought of another Raikov being in The Nexus. Still- he's never really had any major issues with the female soldier himself anyway; most of the time EVA just went ignored by Thunderbolt's lesbian lover back in Grozyj Grad.]

[volginswaifu]

[Ivan jumped, looking up at the other man. He was quick to pull his jacket closed despite the disgusting feeling of his...hhhnnn. Nnnhhh. Smushing.]

No, Ivan! [His voice squeaked.] And don't even say a word--I swear!

[butthurtsleeper]

Ivan!? [The man blinks; clearly confused.]

But how did... [Wait. No need to answer that. There's only one way that something like this ever happens in a place like this; The Nexus has seriously just screwed with Raikov in a big way.]

[butthurtsleeper]

[...This has suddenly gone from odd to both interesting and amusing.]

Well.

I wonder; is this a permanent thing, or were you just feeling 'curious'?

[volginswaifu]

Guhhh.... [He grimaced, leering over at the spy.]

Three days, I'm sure of it...and why would I be curious about how it feels to be a bimbo?!

[butthurtsleeper]

[Smirking] THAT's definitely not something you have reason to be "curious" about.

[volginswaifu]

No, it's not. Now get that smug look off your face, or you'll be lucky I don't shove you in that room with me!

[butthurtsleeper]

[Still very obviously amused] Well, you could try... but I dunno; are you sure you'd even be able to manage shoving me anywhere in your current 'state'..?

You're looking a lot more petite than usual, you know. [EVA walks forward and goes to shove Raikov backward by the shoulder to demonstrate] Lack of testosterone and all. Makes it harder to maintain your usual amount of muscle.

[volginswaifu]

Ah-- [Ivan fumed, his face burning as he avoided the shove.]

[EVA was hitting all the right buttons to make his blood boil.]

Shut your mouth!

[He wasn't exactly full of comebacks though, considering everything EVA was saying was...true.]

[butthurtsleeper]

[Nope; doesn't look like EVA has any intention to stop. He's too amused- and Raikov is making himself- or, 'herself', rather- out to be a very easy target right now. He continues playing on the soviet's own biases.]

[EVA whistles] Woow.... You're a feisty one, aren't you?

Is it that time of the month already?

[volginswaifu]

Fuh--

[Ivan clenched his fist and knocked EVA square in the jaw. He may have lost a bit of muscle mass, but that didn't mean he couldn't hit.]

[butthutsrleeper]

[OW okay- EVA probably should have been prepared for that.]

[The man grimaces after his head jerks to the side due to that swift punch; and in retaliation he grabs Raikov by the collar; yanking him forward and balling his own hand into a fist to return the favor--]

[...But, he stops.]

[For some reason, despite knowing that Raikov is really a man, it'd feel a bit... odd, to hit him..?]

tch. [EVA just stands with his fist still cocked back; a though contemplating the situation.]

[volginswaifu]

[Ivan squeaked, putting his arms up to shield himself from the blow, but after a few seconds he realized that EVA wasn't about to throw the punch.

..So he peeked one eye open.]

[volginswaifu]

[Well, if EVA wasn't going to hit him, he wasn't just going to stand here and let him change his mind.]

[Ivan quickly takes one hand and gives EVA a nice twist to the nuts.]

[butthutrsleeper]

GAah-! [A guttural noise of pain escapes EVA's throat at feeling another form of retaliation from Raikov that probably should have been expected. And God damn; the change in gender doesn't seem to have effected the Russian's talent for causing groin-related-trauma very much.]

[Speaking through clenched teeth] Asshole...

[The spy buckles slightly but doesn't try pushing Raikov away; that'd probably just cause Raikov's death-grip to yank even harder. So instead, EVA reaches up to Raikov's chest, and roughly squeezes a handful of boob.]

[volginswaifu]

[Ivan smirked, gleaming with satisfaction.] Ohh, what were you saying about testosterone again~?

[His celebration was quickly cut short though as a whole new, yet familiar sort of pain radiated from his chest.] Aauuh!

[Ivan's death-grip quickly relented, and he instead shoved hard at EVA's chest to push him away.]