Mmm...

[bananacelot]

There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long ripe banana into a well greased chamber...

[Ocelot sat on top of a mountain of fresh bananas, right in the center of one of the Nexus' halls.]

Comments

[stealthykid]

[Gee mister, that doesn't sound like an appropriate use of bananas]

What's a banana genius?

[bananacelot]

ME.

I know all about bananas, about their sizes, texture, nutrients...I know bananas.

[stealthykid]

...why?

[bananacelot]

WHY NOT?

[stealthykid]

Wouldn't you want to be a genius at something more useful?

[bananacelot]

[GRITTING HIS TEETH LIKE AN ANGRY BANANA]

What's not useful about bananas?

[stealthykid]

They're only good for eating. You can't really do much else with them.

[bananacelot]

That's exactly what a stupid kid like you would say.

[stealthykid]

I'd rather be a stupid kid than something as stupid as a banana genius.

[bananacelot]

I'd rather be a banana than a stupid kid!

[stealthykid]

That only proves you're an idiot.

[bananacelot]

That only proves that you failed all your banana classes!

[stealthykid]

There's no such thing as banana classes!