Mmm...

[bananacelot]

There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long ripe banana into a well greased chamber...

[Ocelot sat on top of a mountain of fresh bananas, right in the center of one of the Nexus' halls.]

Comments

[comp_kunoichi]

[WELL. Emma wasn't sure what she was seeing, but she approached anyway. Bananas were high in potassium and other nummy nutrients, after all.]

Mind if I have one?

[bananacelot]

[Ocelot stood defensively in front of his fortress of produce.]

Hands off my bananas, you bitch.

[comp_kunoichi]

Excuse me?

[How dare you cuss at a lady like that!]

[bananacelot]

I said, HANDS OFF MY BANANAS.

[A beat.] You bitch.

[comp_kunoichi]

[The hands were on her hips. And boy, were those fingers drumming.]

I have a few words for you as well, but my dad taught me swearing is a bad habit to get into.

[bananacelot]

[He eats a banana and throws the peel at her.]

Good for you lady, now if you excuse me, me and the bananas have some things to do.

[comp_kunoichi]

[. . . . .]

[Firmly deciding this Ocelot was a mental case, Emma shook her head with a sigh, muttering one word as she walked around the pile and further down the hall.]

Weirdo.

[bananacelot]

[He doesn't notice her leaving because he's too busy fondling a bunch of bananas.]