Guess who's back? Back again? Pie is back! Tell a friend!
[In this first floor corridor, you may notice there's a few invisible laser tripwires. However, these ones are not attached to bombs. No, these ones are attached to something much more insidious.
If you walk into these wires, you will get so much glitter dropped on you that Twilight fans will stalk you for the rest of your life.
But why would you be going through this hall? Now if you don't mind, he's just going to be messing with the bonsai trees he's set up. Yes, that's right. He's decorating the halls. With plants. The glitter is just a prank while he sets the place up. And an alert system - with all the swearing that will follow, he's sure he'll hear anyone there.
...he also might be taking down pretty much all posters that aren't directions to facilities. Absently he hums a gay tune, listening carefully for any signs of people coming down.]
If you walk into these wires, you will get so much glitter dropped on you that Twilight fans will stalk you for the rest of your life.
But why would you be going through this hall? Now if you don't mind, he's just going to be messing with the bonsai trees he's set up. Yes, that's right. He's decorating the halls. With plants. The glitter is just a prank while he sets the place up. And an alert system - with all the swearing that will follow, he's sure he'll hear anyone there.
...he also might be taking down pretty much all posters that aren't directions to facilities. Absently he hums a gay tune, listening carefully for any signs of people coming down.]