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An Old-ish Ocelot appears!

Oct 14, 2010 02:44

[Torture really was the ultimate form of expression. He'd decided it as a kid-anyone younger than 25 counted as a kid to him even if it came to himself thanks to John constantly calling him with the annoying(and untrue) moniker. He paced the room, eyes flicking from his prisoner to the wall where he kept his "supplies" and smirking. He was close to ( Read more... )

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old_papa_john October 14 2010, 13:27:07 UTC

[John paused in drinking his coffee when he spies an unusual Ocelot from the corner of his single eye. Well, this is something he hasn't seen in a long time...or ever, really.]

Adam?

manwithaname October 14 2010, 23:38:24 UTC

...[He hesitates for a second-either John was in disguise or he'd been smoking himself into old age. Either way the other man had walked out on them all, He hadn't been answering any faxes, and Ocelot would be damned if he would make this little reunion easy for the other man.] Going for the salty sea dog look now? Or have you always looked that old? [:|]

old_papa_john October 14 2010, 23:47:08 UTC

I can't help but look old, Adam. I am old.

[Big Boss is unfazed by talk about his looks. He knows he's no prize and he's made peace with that many years ago.]

You've just arrived here, haven't you?

manwithaname October 14 2010, 23:54:06 UTC

Sorry I forgot old man. [Glares and raises his revolver.] Who the hell are you? Some kind of spy? Did Zero send you?

old_papa_john October 15 2010, 00:21:59 UTC

...No. Zero and I aren't on speaking terms, mostly due to the fact that the Zero I know is very dead.

manwithaname October 15 2010, 00:34:25 UTC

...Dead? Funny. I didn't peg you as a comedian. [He laughs without any amusement in his voice. Not to say that he didn't want Zero dead-Adam wanted most people involved in the Patriots dead in some way or another. But he'd been looking forward to watching the other man suffer well into old age. It was too bad really.] How did he die? Choke on his scones? [If he's going to believe this he needs information first and foremost.]

old_papa_john October 15 2010, 00:54:38 UTC

I killed him.

I AR AMUSED CAT manwithaname October 15 2010, 01:05:02 UTC

You? Killed Zero? [Ha ha ha ha! Too bad he doesn't have his SET to laugh along with him because this man is hilaaarious! John...Kill Zero? That'd be the day.] Sure. And I'm the president. [Considering how the last time the two had been in the room together it'd been the most ridiculous display of emotion he'd seen he didn't think that either of them would be killing each other any time soon.] Let me give you some advice grey beard; don't lie to a liar.

old_papa_john October 15 2010, 01:20:14 UTC

He was on death's door; I was doing him a favor. I could have let him keep on living in that wilted husk of a body, but I felt pity for him...

[John couldn't be more honest about this if he tried.]

manwithaname October 15 2010, 01:26:31 UTC

Pity? After what he did?! If you're not him you're just as stupid. [After what they all did to be more accurate. Would John show him the same courtesy? Maybe. The man always had been a sap who got taken in too easily by people's kindness whether it was fake or not. He shook his head.] You're pretty good. But you're not fooling me.

old_papa_john October 15 2010, 01:44:16 UTC

He was drain dead by then...

If he had been sentient...my feelings toward him might have been different.

[Ugh. The bad memories. It would take an Ocelot to bring them all right back to the surface to sting him as if they just happened minutes ago.]

manwithaname October 15 2010, 01:49:36 UTC

Brain dead...Listen, as much as that sounds like Zero...I don't believe you're him. You don't look like him. [Him being BB of course.] Give me 6 good reasons why I shouldn't shoot you right now for impersonating him. [Just your friendly neighbourhood Ocelot!(TM)]

old_papa_john October 15 2010, 01:53:34 UTC

I feel you have already made your decision to shoot me.

I don't have much breath left, and I don't intend on wasting it trying to prove myself to a man who should know me better than I do.

manwithaname October 15 2010, 02:01:21 UTC

...Don't be dramatic old man. You're not dying. [Dammit! This guy was lying! There was no other explanation! Was he really expecting Ocelot to believe there were alternate dimensions or something!? That was impossible! But he can't bring himself to shoot a man that looks like John(...Well, not THIS one. THE OTHER ONE TOTALLY HAD IT COMING.). He wants to. Oh he definitely wants to. But he can't pull the trigger no matter how angry the idiot had made him by disappearing. Adam holsters his gun with a barely audible sigh.] It's hard to know a man who runs off like a kid the second something goes wrong.

old_papa_john October 15 2010, 02:11:13 UTC

No one lives forever, not even me. [At least, John hopes. He'd escaped death far too many times and figures maybe his 'luck' finally ran out.]

...

[-and somehow he cheats death again.]

I know I've been a fool the majority of my life. You needn't remind me. I am fully aware of my failings.

manwithaname October 15 2010, 02:19:44 UTC

Hm. [Yeah well don't you dare die before Ocelot or he'll kill you. : |] Not aware enough apparently! Why haven't you answered my faxes? Did you think that running away to Costa Rica would solve all your problems? [Yeah didn't think he knew where you were did you? Ocelot knows where you are John. ALL THE TIME. He's pissed off and demonstrates that the only way he knows how. Spinning his gun and yelling.]

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