HELL YEAH MOTHERFUGGERS IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY
[THAT RIGHT, KIDDIES. Get out your BIRTHDAY HATS and PRESENTS because it is GUNNER'S FRIGGIN' BIRTHDAY. So what's our favorite mercenary doing today? Why he's actually put his shotgun in a safe place, shooting everything in sight with a PAINTBALL GUN.]
[But that's not all. Nooooo, Gunner is also wearing his BIRTHDAY SUIT, because that's what you do on your BIRTHDAY.]
I'M SHOOT GUNNER!!! AND NO ONE WILL ESCAPE FROM HERE!!!
KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE IT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN' BIRTHDAY!!!
[And for your information, he has a TEN PIXEL PACKAGE. Actually it's more like three, but don't tell him that.]
[But that's not all. Nooooo, Gunner is also wearing his BIRTHDAY SUIT, because that's what you do on your BIRTHDAY.]
I'M SHOOT GUNNER!!! AND NO ONE WILL ESCAPE FROM HERE!!!
KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE IT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN' BIRTHDAY!!!
[And for your information, he has a TEN PIXEL PACKAGE. Actually it's more like three, but don't tell him that.]