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[therealraikov]

[One way or another, Raikov had managed to get himself in the genderswap room. While he had gotten over the initial shock of losing his best friend, He hadn't gone home yet because, frankly, he didn't want anyone else seeing him like this.]

[Of course, Raikov, regardless of gender, couldn't resist sneaking out to the kitchens in search of food. So

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[unwillinghelper]

...oh. You too, huh?

[The concept of a female Ivan is beyond him, so of course he assumed they'd gone into that room. The one the female Fury had tricked him into visiting back when he first arrived.]

[therealraikov]

Why do you mean by that?

[Raikov was trying his best not to look like she had boobs.]

[unwillinghelper]

You went into that room.

[He gave a pointed look at his chest.]

[therealraikov]

[She crossed her arms.]

Yes I did. Why does a room like that even exist?

[unwillinghelper]

I have no idea... but it got me too, back when I first came.

[Shudder.]

[therealraikov]

Someone should put a sign up...

[She grumbled.]

This is the worst.

[unwillinghelper]

Da, that's a good idea!

[He patted "her" on the shoulder idly.]

It's alright. It passes.

[therealraikov]

Not soon enough! I already almost did it with another version of us!

[Hey, isn't this the Raikov that punched her/him in the balls before? :T]

[unwillinghelper]

...

Did you hit your head?

[Yes it is.]

[therealraikov]

No, but I went into a room, not just the genderswap one.

[God, he'd rather be punched in the dick than be completely without one.]

[unwillinghelper]

That might explain it...

[Ivan would agree. He has a lot of pity for the "idiot not-me" now.]

[therealraikov]

What if Yevgeny sees me like this? It would be humiliating!

[At least his underwear still fit.]

[unwillinghelper]

Colonel likes women too, remember? He's hardly going to care.

[...and it's not like he looks so different, apart from having breasts.]

[therealraikov]

I know but still...

[He pouts, then pauses...]

Do... you think he'd like me better as a woman?

[unwillinghelper]

I think... he'd like you no matter what you were.

[He gave him a soft smile.]

You're you, after all, no matter what your body is.

[therealraikov]

[Aww. That was kind of sweet.]

That's true.

[He smiled a little, feeling slightly better about being stuck as a woman.]