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[getiton_t]

[okay bitches y'all ready for this? no you're not but you better GET ready 'cause METAL GEAR REX is in the house. also known as the hanger, but whatever it's his house so don't you argue. no arguing in rex's house, y'hear? unless you're mom]

AHHHHH[you weren't alive during the Jurassic period, but tyrannosaurus rexes sounded exactly the same, I

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[nanoless]

HOLY SHIT IT'S A TALKING ROBOT

[getiton_t]

HOLY SHIT IT'S A TALKING HUMAN...WHO IS NOT HELPING

[nanoless]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[getiton_t]

TINY HUMAN

[notahack]

OH. YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.

DAMN.

[getiton_t]

ALIVE AND CREAKING

COCKSUCKER

[notahack]

OH GREAT. NOW WE ALL GET TO DEAL WITH YOUR SHIT AGAIN.

AND YOU STILL HAVE ONE OF MY MISSILES, YOU ASSHOLE.

[getiton_t]

YEAH AND? YOU GONNA COME FOR IT OR SOMETHIN BAD BOY?

<3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[femfailtal]

HOLY SHIT IT'S A TALKING ROBOT

i lol'd

[getiton_t]

HOLY SHIT IT'S A TALKING HUMAN...WHO IS NOT HELPING

[programmed response...obviously]

:3<

[femfailtal]

[She backs up a little.]

WHY ARE YOU TALKING? YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK!

[getiton_t]

YEAH AND NEITHER ARE YOU

[femmoo]

[She uses one of her manipulator wires to hold out a canister of oil.]

[getiton_t]

[oh shit! sexy bitch, what do? REX FLEXES ITS GEARS]

YOU MIND RUBBING THAT OIL ALL OVER ME, GIRL? THESE GEARS AIN'T WHAT THEY USED TO BE.

[femmoo]

[Nyu shrugs, then applies the oils to the gears.]

[She's not at all aware of the fact that she's being flirted with :T]

[getiton_t]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH BABY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RIGHT THERE~!

[ocelotocelot]

Mreooww...is that a talking robot?

[getiton_t]

CAN'T YOU TELL WHAT THE OTHER TINY HUMANS BEFORE ME HAVE SAID

[ocelotocelot]

Shut up, you stupid piece of scrap metal.