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[fishywishy]

me: can i get an iced double-tall sugar-free vanilla nonfat latte?
Jen: you dont seem like a sugar-free or nonfat kinda gal...
me: im diabetic and lactose intolerant...wait what is a sugar-free nonfat girl like?

i love that fellow starbucks partners always have a drink to describe people.  cept i dont fit the mold.