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by limitedbythesky
fishysticky's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 23% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 08:12:44 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 10:59:25 PM
Alco Money! : $ 384
Guests of Honour
bob_man is a disgusting Liberal Christian and a newbie drinker who enjoys farting rapturously during funeral services. bob_man drank 3 Stouts.
hannallegro is a low-spirited Muslim. hannallegro drank 9 Vodkas, 1 Lager.
chkadoo is an abominable Liberal Christian and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. chkadoo drank 1 Lager, 2 Stouts.
bp_porn_star is a sprightly Agnostic. bp_porn_star drank 6 Stouts.
atarashi_hoshi is a suicidal Fundementalist Christian. atarashi_hoshi decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
the_dutchmaster is a bummed out Liberal Christian and a prime contender for degenerate of the year 2006. the_dutchmaster decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
fishysticky is a vicious Muslim and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this who constantly reprimands children for typos on internet forums. fishysticky drank 1 Pilsner, 11 Everclears, 4 White Russians, 3 Brandys.
dzbritzn is a compulsive Muslim. dzbritzn drank 8 Tequilas, 3 Vermouths, 6 Kahluas.
vegalefae is a stricken Atheist and a newbie boozer. vegalefae drank 5 Lagers, 1 Poteen.
marimbamania is a mean-spirited Fundementalist Christian who constantly bitches about....well everything on Livejournal. marimbamania decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
sparklingfaerie is a loathsome Buddhist and is dedicated to furthering scientific research into alcohol poisioning. sparklingfaerie drank 20 Poteens.
ny_counterpoint is a mean-spirited Taoist and a newbie drinker. ny_counterpoint drank 2 Mescals.
spamcakies is a foul Fundementalist Christian. spamcakies decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
Sick!
You should not allow the following LJ user's in your home without a sickbag in their immediate area - bob_man, hannallegro, chkadoo, fishysticky, dzbritzn, vegalefae, sparklingfaerie, ny_counterpoint
Fights
At approximately 08:27:14 AM marimbamania and vegalefae caused around $500,000 worth of damage to fishysticky's home after one of the most hilarious bitch fights yet to be seen this century!
Lovers
And the cat is finally out of the bag! bob_man and hannallegro have announced that they are deeply in love and that a wedding is planned in the New Year.
The Drunkest
In my day a man could handle his drink. A friend of mine could drink a gallon of bourboun in one sitting and could
still drive home, beat his wife and have enough energy to sleep with her afterward!
Random Events
In what can only be described as a historic revelation, the_dutchmaster informed the room that Santa and sodomy do not mix
dzbritzn made violent love with chkadoo on top of the television.
Happy New Year!
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