"Lis, today I am a god."
If you haven't seen me since Friday, you may not be aware that I have attained one of my lifelong dreams and goals. I am now the proud owner (wearer?) of a fu manchu. Well, technically, a fu manchu is longer, and comes to a point at the ends, so what I have is a horseshoe, also known in some circles as an "Earl". It was popularized by such luminaries as Hulk Hogan, and has undergone a renaissance in recent years thanks to great men like Jason Lee and Sal Fasano. But I bore you, perhaps. It is now time to put the "gratuitous" in Gratuitous Image Post:
Official Roommate
marred82 also partook of the mustachery, but only in the interim; he was in the process of shaving it all off. Amateur. I would also like to mention that Boothe pointed out my resemblance to Elliott Gould in M*A*S*H (the movie, not the TV series). Judge for yourself.
I am entirely too pleased with myself.