Attention World: PLEASE LEARN HOW TO DRIVE!

Nov 01, 2007 18:29

Driving lesson number one: When someone(me) is traveling down Rice Lake Road at 60 miles per hour, DO NOT pull out onto the road right in front of that person(me). Because if you do, it will make the person you pulled in front of(me) have to SLAM on the brakes to avoid rear-ending the car that pulled out. The driver you pulled in front of also may throw his or her(my) hands up in disgust and glare angrily at you. Also, when there is not a single person behind the driver going 60(me) there is no effing need to pull out in front of said driver(me). And if you do choose to be an IDIOT and pull out in front of the driver(me) and then have the NERVE to go exactly 55 miles per hour, the driver you pulled in front of(me) will TAILGATE YOUR SORRY ASS until the driver(me) has a chance to pass you or you turn onto a different road. And in the event that you turn onto another road, the driver you pulled in front of(me) will angrily slam the accelerator to the floor and go flying past you.

in case you haven't realized this by now, this happened to me today. GRRR!
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