Heh.
There are some times in my life when I am extremely pleased to have a uterus. Like when I see young men driving small penis cars.
Although, while the function an uterus feels it has to perform every month is a relief, but infinitely disgruntling when it hasn't performed said function in FOUR MONTHS, and suddenly decides to do so.
Even though I have a home, two kitties and a lovely lover, I find myself yearning for less civilized surroundings... Like ankle deep in mud, pulling lambs, or attempting to undress a cranky grubby pony for a good brushing. Srsly.
AAAAANNNNNNNND.
Student Loan isn't going to show up until AFTER the 22nd. So. EmoEmoEmoEmo. Fuck.
I sometimes wish I still smoked. I could use a big fat Cigar right now.
Although, while the function an uterus feels it has to perform every month is a relief, but infinitely disgruntling when it hasn't performed said function in FOUR MONTHS, and suddenly decides to do so.
Even though I have a home, two kitties and a lovely lover, I find myself yearning for less civilized surroundings... Like ankle deep in mud, pulling lambs, or attempting to undress a cranky grubby pony for a good brushing. Srsly.
AAAAANNNNNNNND.
Student Loan isn't going to show up until AFTER the 22nd. So. EmoEmoEmoEmo. Fuck.
I sometimes wish I still smoked. I could use a big fat Cigar right now.