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So while I was working someone stole my bike light leaving me with no way to see where the fuck I would be going at 11:15 pm. This wouldn't be so bad, seeing as I got a ride from Andrew, If they hadn't also taken the bolt it was connected to. Thus leaving my handle bars as loose as a greased up midget in your mom's vagina. This might not be a problem if I didn't have to fucking bike to work and be there at 9:00 am tomorrow.
I lied nothing is as loose as your mom.
I lied nothing is as loose as your mom.