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There are these 3 explorers that went out into a tropical forest in South America. When exploring, they run into a tribe that captures them. The leader tells them that if they each come back with 3 of the same fruit, they will not be killed. So, the first guy comes back with 3 apples. The leader tells him that if he wants to live and be set free, he has to shove all of the apples up his butt without changing his facial expression. He gets through the first one, but then he makes a scowl from the pain and is killed by the leader. The second guy comes back with 3 blackberries; he easily gets through the first 2, but then he starts to laugh. The leader immediately kills him. In heaven, the first and the second guys meet and the first guy says to the second one, "Why did you laugh? You were almost free and it looked so easy!"
The second one replies, "I couldn't help it! I saw the third guy coming back with 3 pineapples!"
The second one replies, "I couldn't help it! I saw the third guy coming back with 3 pineapples!"