BLOOPITY BLOOP!
my ickle kiddens is just sittin there lookin up at me with those big ol' eyes o' hers.
she is such a cutie!!
ok so today was an adventure already and it's only 10:40 CRAP IM MISSING STEP BY STEP!!!
ok it's all set don't worry, anyway back to my adventure...
i woke up to find the house completely bereft of all products dairy (ok so there was cream cheese and such, but nothing to complement nicely a bowl of crispy bits of cereal), so naturally i was extremely put out. i became disgruntled by the state of the world, for a world without cereal...well, can we even call it a world? no, i wouldn't dare...
as my little sister (who is not so little, for her height and length now surpasses mine...) waltzed into the room in that nonchalant fashion of hers, i was suddenly struck with an epipheny: don't go to the milk, let the milk come to you.
so i promptly made my sister a proposition: retrieve me the dairy product of my desire, and i shall reward you greatly, and make it well worth your while...and i had every intention of doing so!
but when my sister returned i found her hands empty, and the house still lacking all things MILK.
so i let her relay to me the tale of frustration and failure.
after i heard the disappointing story, i took it upon myself to return to the evil place which denied my own flesh and blood what she had requested on my behalf. i made the long, draining journey to the origin of the confusion....but i emerged victorious! the journey had been a fruitful one, and i could finally have a set, and enjoy that which i savor most....
CEREAL!!!
so that's my story...and now my head hurts...
MARCHING BAND TODAY!!!
she is such a cutie!!
ok so today was an adventure already and it's only 10:40 CRAP IM MISSING STEP BY STEP!!!
ok it's all set don't worry, anyway back to my adventure...
i woke up to find the house completely bereft of all products dairy (ok so there was cream cheese and such, but nothing to complement nicely a bowl of crispy bits of cereal), so naturally i was extremely put out. i became disgruntled by the state of the world, for a world without cereal...well, can we even call it a world? no, i wouldn't dare...
as my little sister (who is not so little, for her height and length now surpasses mine...) waltzed into the room in that nonchalant fashion of hers, i was suddenly struck with an epipheny: don't go to the milk, let the milk come to you.
so i promptly made my sister a proposition: retrieve me the dairy product of my desire, and i shall reward you greatly, and make it well worth your while...and i had every intention of doing so!
but when my sister returned i found her hands empty, and the house still lacking all things MILK.
so i let her relay to me the tale of frustration and failure.
after i heard the disappointing story, i took it upon myself to return to the evil place which denied my own flesh and blood what she had requested on my behalf. i made the long, draining journey to the origin of the confusion....but i emerged victorious! the journey had been a fruitful one, and i could finally have a set, and enjoy that which i savor most....
CEREAL!!!
so that's my story...and now my head hurts...
MARCHING BAND TODAY!!!