animals have consciences. face it you fucker.
HAPPY 420!!!!
Not only is it the best holiday ever, but it's Phil's birthday. So he came over for dinner. I got him a fucking awesome hookah and some peach tobacco because I'm the bestest girlfriend in the world. Yep. Then we set it up outside in my backyard and put it to good use. Then the coal's smoke burned my eyes. And that sucked. But it was all good nonetheless. Then me and Phil broke in 420 with some nice hazzzeeee. [EDIT]
Anyway,
We polluted our lungs the whole night.
Which is how 420 should be spent.
P.S. Happy Birthday April.
P.P.S. Happy Birthday Hitler.