THE STORY OF BABY TORKSHEND!
This goes out to preciselymade, who made an astute observation someone in my previous post, which inspired what you're about to see. GO READ MY LAST POST OR THIS WILL MAKE NO SENSE.
SETTING THE SCENE: 1980s RUSSIA
SOME MONTHS LATER
TWENTY-SOME YEARS ON
Knowing that Pete Townshend's appetite placed Baby Torkshend life in ultimate peril, Peter Tork had no other choice but to give the lad over to a Russian orphanage, giving him the name Yevgeny Plushenko to sever his ties to his roots. Plushenko rose to ice-skating glory, never knowing his true parents.
BUT NOW THE TRUTH IS REVEALED.
What do you think? Worthy of rock_macros? I think so. But hey, what do I know?
SETTING THE SCENE: 1980s RUSSIA
SOME MONTHS LATER
TWENTY-SOME YEARS ON
Knowing that Pete Townshend's appetite placed Baby Torkshend life in ultimate peril, Peter Tork had no other choice but to give the lad over to a Russian orphanage, giving him the name Yevgeny Plushenko to sever his ties to his roots. Plushenko rose to ice-skating glory, never knowing his true parents.
BUT NOW THE TRUTH IS REVEALED.
What do you think? Worthy of rock_macros? I think so. But hey, what do I know?