Stolen from Anna
Step 1: In your mind, pick thirteen movies you really like.
Step 2: Pick a quote/short exchange from each one; don't repeat movies.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what movie the lines come from
Step 4: Cross out the quotes when someone guesses correctly.
01. 1: What's this? [playing with cloth]
2: A chamois cloth.
1: Ha. Lucky guess. I just lost a buck. To myself. -Nik, Supertroopers
02. I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman". Nik, Office Space
03. [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this?
: Obviously you're not a golfer. Nik, Big Lebowski
04. I had tried singing once and they threw tomatoes so after the show... I had a nice salad. Nik, Hedwig and the Angry Inch
05. See this? *This* is my *boom stick*! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. Nik, Army of Darkness
06. I invented the piano key neck tie! I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! NOTHING! Brie, Devourer of Souls
07. The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth.Nik, Jacob's Ladder
08. Gary: Your skills are fading with age, Mrs. Sarandon.
Susan Sarandon: You will die a peasant's death! Eliza, Team America
09. You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? they don't like no feed back, what's up?
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Hey, You're talking to me all wrong here. It's the wrong tone. You better watch it, or I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that. Heewa, Joe Dirt
10. Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth hostel. We feature one medium sized room containing 70 beds which can sleep up to 375 bodies a night. There is no bathroom. Nor is there one nearby. If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables. In your anus. This will deter some but of course not all thieves. Once you are inside, the doors are chained and locked from the outside. They will not be opened again until morning, no matter what. Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring or, uh, the fireworks factory upstairs you will be incinerated along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus. Tips are greatly appreciated. Heewa, EuroTrip
11. I would say that's that, mattress man. Val, Punch-drunk Love
12. You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff. Heewa, Napolean Dynamite
13. Hello. My name is Stephano and... I am an Italian man. Jen, Lemony Snicket
Step 2: Pick a quote/short exchange from each one; don't repeat movies.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what movie the lines come from
Step 4: Cross out the quotes when someone guesses correctly.
01. 1: What's this? [playing with cloth]
2: A chamois cloth.
1: Ha. Lucky guess. I just lost a buck. To myself. -Nik, Supertroopers
02. I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman". Nik, Office Space
03. [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this?
: Obviously you're not a golfer. Nik, Big Lebowski
04. I had tried singing once and they threw tomatoes so after the show... I had a nice salad. Nik, Hedwig and the Angry Inch
05. See this? *This* is my *boom stick*! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. Nik, Army of Darkness
06. I invented the piano key neck tie! I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! NOTHING! Brie, Devourer of Souls
07. The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, they're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth.Nik, Jacob's Ladder
08. Gary: Your skills are fading with age, Mrs. Sarandon.
Susan Sarandon: You will die a peasant's death! Eliza, Team America
09. You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? they don't like no feed back, what's up?
-
Hey, You're talking to me all wrong here. It's the wrong tone. You better watch it, or I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that. Heewa, Joe Dirt
10. Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth hostel. We feature one medium sized room containing 70 beds which can sleep up to 375 bodies a night. There is no bathroom. Nor is there one nearby. If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables. In your anus. This will deter some but of course not all thieves. Once you are inside, the doors are chained and locked from the outside. They will not be opened again until morning, no matter what. Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring or, uh, the fireworks factory upstairs you will be incinerated along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus. Tips are greatly appreciated. Heewa, EuroTrip
11. I would say that's that, mattress man. Val, Punch-drunk Love
12. You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff. Heewa, Napolean Dynamite
13. Hello. My name is Stephano and... I am an Italian man. Jen, Lemony Snicket