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Alright bitch-hez, it's thyme for another peekture phost. Corny Shub titles henny-wan?
Mexican Lama!
A nice, good yawn.
I'm a little confused, anybody have a map?
Toys won't help me.
Neither will a coffee. Gah.
Now I really don't want one.
I might end up
In there, but thats ok because that's bad ass.
RANDOM SWITCH!
Thats right. Mandolin.
The letters under the "virgin" mary read
"How did this happen?"
Offensive? I think so.
HEY, YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR A JOKE!!??!?!?!
..........FEMINISM!!!!!
....
....
that was the joke.
get it?
No?
Ok, moving on.
Shit, I thought I had a bad day. Thats a fucking bullet streak. a fucking bullet.
no sir. not getting shot at any time soon.
Although that would suck something terrible to read that after a nice chinese meal of what you thought was...
...but then again, maybe it wasnt......
that reasonable doubt would kill me.
I thought that was cool. I'd put that on my jacket if I had it. Its basically accurate, especially the end.
I think I'm done ranting for now.
I leave you with a dog's suicide.
1....2..........3.....................CHOMP!!!!
and goodnight.