The word of the day is "effectiveness"
So I've determined the most effective way to make ass-less chaps.
(theres a conversation starter)
Step 1: ride down the street on your dirtbike at about thirty five mph
Step 2: proceed to ride into the retention basin.
Step 3: Realize the grass is wet, thus proving impossible to stop straight
(lack of tire traction)
Step 4: Lock the rear brake while tucking your left leg under the bike.
Step 5: Proceed to slide into a power stop. (back wheel fishtail)
Step 6: Consider the fact that you are moving way too fast to pull this off and end upright.
(proceed to perform a tactical manuver called the "super baseball slide" at 30 mph)
Step 7: Realize what the hell just happened as you lay on your side with the bike between your legs.
Step 8: Marvel at the fact that you have just turned Dickies pants into ass-less chaps.
Step 9: Get home as quickly as possible so as not to be seen by neighbors.
Step 10: Have yourself a good ol' laugh at the new chaps you've created.
Effective?
I think so.
(theres a conversation starter)
Step 1: ride down the street on your dirtbike at about thirty five mph
Step 2: proceed to ride into the retention basin.
Step 3: Realize the grass is wet, thus proving impossible to stop straight
(lack of tire traction)
Step 4: Lock the rear brake while tucking your left leg under the bike.
Step 5: Proceed to slide into a power stop. (back wheel fishtail)
Step 6: Consider the fact that you are moving way too fast to pull this off and end upright.
(proceed to perform a tactical manuver called the "super baseball slide" at 30 mph)
Step 7: Realize what the hell just happened as you lay on your side with the bike between your legs.
Step 8: Marvel at the fact that you have just turned Dickies pants into ass-less chaps.
Step 9: Get home as quickly as possible so as not to be seen by neighbors.
Step 10: Have yourself a good ol' laugh at the new chaps you've created.
Effective?
I think so.