yay, a spanking!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I broke drivedshaft's X-Box (-12 points). In April I set seviet's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Thursday I helped sorion hide a body (-173 points). In July I pulled over and changed yamato__ishida's flat tire (15 points). Last Sunday I gave hinotori a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-241 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
fishly