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Thanks for the comment jenny,
Heres a new update people.
So my hot tub is filling with bubblies.. and im sleeping off a good million hours of breakfast and lunch drinks while i order some more room service. Well the party was started in the best fashion last night!!!! I went to the beach, got some sun, ate at a few restaurants already, very few foods.. I ordered room service, learned how to say green beans in spanish cuz they sent me asparagus almost and now they know what i want.. i love green beans!!! oh no my hot tub is overflowing and im on livejournal..lame
okay its draining a little. soo.. yeah.. we have appointments for pedicures, manicures, facials and massages and swimming with the dolphins so far all included..
last night we went salsa dancing.. i see this HOT blond in the bathroom.. tiny girl perfect breasts - who asks me about my tattoos- we get to talking she says shes gonna come sit with us,, i wasn't sure if her name was tracy or stacy i wasn't really listening so im calling her stacy tracy.. haha.
she never comes over to my table.. bullshit.. cuz she tells me she is alone, left her fiance and life sucks blah blah blah totally coming on to me a little and doesn't sit with us so i was fuming a little.. thinking what is this bitches problem??? i didn't ask her to come over, she asked to and didn't.. whatever.. i see her in the corner laughing and joking with some guys and im thinking, she is here with friends and totally lied to me.. which i could care less except that i told everyone this hot single blond was coming over and she didnt.. haha
sooo.. night progresses... i want vodka and redbull they don't have it.. i go to the gift shop by redbull and ask for a glass of ice with a little vodka and they are so confused why.. but i explain to them im putting vodka in.. so blah blah..
later i see stacy tracy and shes all over me..
beautiful girl.
!!!
we are flirting in the lobby blah blah
i invite her to my room..
we are on the deck drinking
she literally BEGS to eat my vag.
SERIOUSLY.. begs..
i am sooo much more of a giver.. soo i was ripping her clothes off at this point.. trying to give give give but then ended up being serviced like a queen for quite a bit of time. who would have guessed this would happen here.. haha..
then i dined for quite a bit on some beautifulness that tasted just like strawberry daquiris.. i dont know how.. cuz it just doesn't taste like that EVER.
soo..
she spills a bottle of bacardi on my deck, tells me im beautiful and gives me her number.
tells me she is here for the week.. and lets keep meeting like this
hah..
ahh gotta love cancun..
4am she room services me a six pack of beer..
is that a thank you??
:)
who knows..
soo.. then i see her after breakfast today and shes so game..
ahh who knows what tonight has in store..
was talking to a cute little similac boy from philly fresh out of freshman year of college..
hey its vacation people..
im living it up
:0
Heres a new update people.
So my hot tub is filling with bubblies.. and im sleeping off a good million hours of breakfast and lunch drinks while i order some more room service. Well the party was started in the best fashion last night!!!! I went to the beach, got some sun, ate at a few restaurants already, very few foods.. I ordered room service, learned how to say green beans in spanish cuz they sent me asparagus almost and now they know what i want.. i love green beans!!! oh no my hot tub is overflowing and im on livejournal..lame
okay its draining a little. soo.. yeah.. we have appointments for pedicures, manicures, facials and massages and swimming with the dolphins so far all included..
last night we went salsa dancing.. i see this HOT blond in the bathroom.. tiny girl perfect breasts - who asks me about my tattoos- we get to talking she says shes gonna come sit with us,, i wasn't sure if her name was tracy or stacy i wasn't really listening so im calling her stacy tracy.. haha.
she never comes over to my table.. bullshit.. cuz she tells me she is alone, left her fiance and life sucks blah blah blah totally coming on to me a little and doesn't sit with us so i was fuming a little.. thinking what is this bitches problem??? i didn't ask her to come over, she asked to and didn't.. whatever.. i see her in the corner laughing and joking with some guys and im thinking, she is here with friends and totally lied to me.. which i could care less except that i told everyone this hot single blond was coming over and she didnt.. haha
sooo.. night progresses... i want vodka and redbull they don't have it.. i go to the gift shop by redbull and ask for a glass of ice with a little vodka and they are so confused why.. but i explain to them im putting vodka in.. so blah blah..
later i see stacy tracy and shes all over me..
beautiful girl.
!!!
we are flirting in the lobby blah blah
i invite her to my room..
we are on the deck drinking
she literally BEGS to eat my vag.
SERIOUSLY.. begs..
i am sooo much more of a giver.. soo i was ripping her clothes off at this point.. trying to give give give but then ended up being serviced like a queen for quite a bit of time. who would have guessed this would happen here.. haha..
then i dined for quite a bit on some beautifulness that tasted just like strawberry daquiris.. i dont know how.. cuz it just doesn't taste like that EVER.
soo..
she spills a bottle of bacardi on my deck, tells me im beautiful and gives me her number.
tells me she is here for the week.. and lets keep meeting like this
hah..
ahh gotta love cancun..
4am she room services me a six pack of beer..
is that a thank you??
:)
who knows..
soo.. then i see her after breakfast today and shes so game..
ahh who knows what tonight has in store..
was talking to a cute little similac boy from philly fresh out of freshman year of college..
hey its vacation people..
im living it up
:0