Sweet Delicious Cotton Candy
Author: Me!
Title: Happy AAAGH!
Pairing: Ichigo x Ishida
Rating: PG-13ish
Disclaimer: Kubo Tite owns Bleach and all that jazz. Etc.
After reading the eighty-billionth Ichigo death fic, I was in desperate need of fluff. So I wrote some. It's a mystery! And...
It's a DRABBLE. :O
Happy AAAGH!
“Remind me again what the point of this is, Kurosaki?”
“To have fun. You know, haha, smiling, happy?”
“I don’t see how this qualifies.”
“That’s because you’ve never done it before, jackass.”
“I could think of a million better ways to relieve stress.”
“Don’t be lewd.”
“I-I wasn’t! You filled in the blanks with your warped mind!”
“Whatever, this is a different kind of fun.”
“You didn’t strike me as the type… This is much larger than it looked before, you know.”
“You learn something new about me every day. Are you nervous?”
“Of course not. Dozens of situations where my life is on the line, and I’ve never screamed in fear. …Pain, perhaps, but accidentally. So don’t expect to trump me here.”
“Yeah, okay. We’re almost there, then we’ll see.”
“What? Oh. Oh…my. … This is very high.”
“It’s going to blow your mind.”
“Wipe that grin off your face. This is ridiculous, it must be unsafe. Tell them to stop.”
“You can’t stop it!”
“Why did I let you talk me into this? Oh god.”
“Shut up and calm down Ishida!”
“This is far, far too high--”
“You’re…cutting off my circulation.”
“I hate you!”
“What?!”
“Turn it off!”
“I can’t!”
“ Agh! Kurosaki, I’m going to KILL YOUUUUUUAHHHHHHH!”
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“…”
“…That wasn’t so bad!”
“I feel…odd.”
“Your fingers are going to cramp if you don’t relax. That’ll be bad for your…archery,’n stuff.”
“I hate you.”
“You enjoyed it!”
“…Immensely. However, that is irrelevant, because I still hate you. …Wait, why the hell are we going again?!”
“Oh, yeah, that’s right…”
“…What’s right? Why hasn’t it stopped!?”
“I forgot to mention I bribed the attendant.”
“What?!”
“Happy Anniversary.”
“…What? It’s our-AGH I’M GOING TO KILL YOUAHHHHH!”
The End.