Allergy
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Allergy
EUNHAE, NC-17, one-shot, comedy, 6,155 words.
SUMMARY: What will happen when Donghae, the womanizer of his college, finds out he's allergic to the most precious thing to him, what he loves the most, women. Will he survive? What will his best friend, Eunhyuk do to help him?
DISCLAIMER: Tittle and main idea goes to MusicChibi and her shop. Plot and words are mine.
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Nice weather, that’s what the weatherman on TV said when Donghae came downstairs, already dressed up in a pair of dark blue jeans, a black and gold sleeveless shirt, dark sunglasses and a black cap.
“Where are you going?” Eunhyuk asked, diverting his gaze from the TV to look at the bubbly Donghae.
“I have a d~a~te~” Donghae chirped as he swirled and danced in joy, keys in his hand he waved at his friend.
Eunhyuk chuckled lightly at his friend and continued watching the TV as the other man headed towards his 4th, - or was it 5th? - date in the last two weeks.
-
Four hours later Donghae was back, the smile on his face bigger and wider this time.
Eunhyuk was busy cooking in their shared kitchen when the other guy came.
“How it went?” He asked as he mixed the contents in the bowl.
Donghae sighed deeply, sitting in the stool across Eunhyuk, as he closed his eyes and recalled his lovely date.
Eunhyuk snorted at his behavior.
“Let me guess,” he said “She’s the one, the only girl who makes your heart beat faster and your stomach goes crazy as she talks sweetly in your ear and it sends shivers down your huge ass and your happy dick.”
Donghae giggled at Eunhyuk and his already memorized lines.
“How did you know?” He asked with a laugh. “But hey! My ass is not huge, it’s just-”
“…In perfect size to prevent your poor buttocks to ache whenever you fall.”
Eunhyuk finished with another perfectly memorized line.
“How do you always know what I am -”
“…Going to say next?” Eunhyuk asked serving the ramen he just cooked into two bowls. “You always say the same thing, Donghae. And you are very predictable.”
“Hyuk, can I have a bit of -”
“Yes, Donghae. Here you are.” Eunhyuk said as he put one of bowls he served in front of Donghae and a glass of apple juice.
They sat together in the counter as Donghae started talking and blabbering about his date, a story that Eunhyuk knew by memory. The first times he really listened to Donghae, every detail his friend would tell, but after the eleventh time of hearing the same he opted for ignore him. It wasn’t like Donghae minded; he just talked and talked and talked not even letting Eunhyuk talk back.
-
It was three in the morning when Eunhyuk woke up by a scream, and if he wasn’t wrong it was Donghae’s, so he ran towards the other’s bedroom and found him panting harshly on the bed, eyes widened and sweat dripping from his forehead.
“Are you okay, Hae? What’s wrong?” He inquired as he sat on bed beside him.
“It was just a bad dream, I’m okay” Donghae reassured.
But Hyukjae’s worry didn’t go, “You sure? I can sleep here with you and keep you company” he offered.
Donghae snorted, “Come on, Eunhyuk, I’m not a kid, I’m sure the bogeyman won’t come for me, now leave me alone. I have a class at 7 in the morning.” He used his pillow to hit Eunhyuk as he turned around and closed his eyes to drift to sleep again.
Eunhyuk gaped at the sleepy form of Donghae, how he dared to act like that when Eunhyuk was just being nice and a good friend? (No hidden intentions whatsoever, of course not.) He narrowed his eyes and hissed at the younger, kicking him right in the butt as he muttered ‘asshole’ before going back to his room.
-
Two days later the same view came across Eunhyuk’s sight.
“I’m going on a d~a~t~e~”
Eunhyuk sighed and stopped reading the book on his laptop.
“Seriously, Donghae, is it the same girl at least?” He asked, taking off his glasses to clean them with a handkerchief.
Donghae shook his head, denying the question as his lips curled upwards and he smiled childishly.
“You should stop this”
“Why? I can’t” Donghae whined as his lips formed a pout.
“You can’t keep playing with girls’ feelings, it’s wrong!”
“I’m not playing with anyone’s feelings! They know, they know me!” Donghae sulked before he glared at Eunhyuk. The latter just sighed and put his glasses back on, maybe he was overreacting and the only hurt in this was himself.
That night Eunhyuk heard Donghae screaming again in the middle of the night, but even though he wanted to run and check if the younger was okay he dismissed the idea and went to dreamland again.
“Asshole”
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The weather was getting warm each day, the flowers were blooming and the sun was starting to shine high in the sky.
Donghae and Eunhyuk were in the baseball club of their college, and today they were having a practice in the field, Donghae was the batter while Eunhyuk was the catcher, Donghae was highly focused on the pitcher, waiting for said guy to finally decide to pitch.
Eunhyuk was eyeing curiously at Donghae through his mask.
“Why are you wearing a scarf, Donghae?” Eunhyuk asked confused.
Donghae looked pretty funny in his white and blue uniform adorned with the red scarf around his neck, if Eunhyuk wasn’t wrong that red scarf was his.
Donghae cleared his throat, and agitated his bate, trying to ignore the question Eunhyuk just asked.
“Donghae, I said, why are you wearing my scarf?” Eunhyuk repeated.
The ball flew by the hit of the bate and Donghae ran towards first base, leaving the question once again unanswered and a laughing Eunhyuk watching how he tripped over with the scarf when he intended to make it to second base.
-
Later that day and back in their shared flat, they were eating popcorn while watching a new movie Eunhyuk said was good, but judging by both guys’ expressions it wasn’t that good.
“Why are you still wearing a scarf?” Eunhyuk asked.
Donghae turned at him and hummed with his mouth filled with popcorn mumbling incoherent things while remains of popcorn dripped from his mouth.
“Can you please finish eating before you open your mouth?” Eunhyuk said, grimacing at the gross sight of Donghae.
Donghae just glared at him, taking a full hand of popcorn and then throwing it straight to Eunhyuk’s face.
Eunhyuk sneered at him, and Donghae closed his eyes expecting two hands filled with popcorn, but the hit never came so cautiously he opened one eye to glance at Eunhyuk. The latter took the chance to snatch the scarf from his neck and when Donghae noticed this he opened his mouth just to be welcomed by a bunch of popcorn.
Donghae choked and spit the popcorns that didn’t get caught on his throat.
Meanwhile Eunhyuk gaped at him, scarf still in his hand.
“Jeez, Eunhyuk. I almost died here!” Donghae choked again glaring at his friend from the corner of his eyes.
“What the hell happened to you?” Eunhyuk asked bewildered.
And just then Donghae remembered that the scarf was removed from his neck, so he brought both of his hands to his neck, covering it and avoiding Eunhyuk’s gaze.
“Donghae, that girl surely wanted to eat you alive, didn’t she?” Eunhyuk mocked and burst into laughter.
Donghae frowned and then he looked at Eunhyuk, “What?”
“I thought you didn’t like hickeys” Eunhyuk hummed.
“I still don’t.” Donghae pouted.
“Then why is your neck covered with them?”
“They are not hickeys!” Donghae sulked, his hands letting go of his neck to find its way crossed against his chest.
“Sure” Eunhyuk scoffed.
Donghae glared at him and lifted his legs as he began to hit him uncontrollably.
Eunhyuk started laughing again trying to hold Donghae’s wild legs. “YAH! Stop that!” He snapped.
Donghae did stop, but he was still pouting and silently sulking.
“Come here” Eunhyuk said softly this time, spreading his arms and patting his lap.
Donghae looked at him from the corner of his eye, and as a puppy he reluctantly scooted over in the couch ‘til he reached Eunhyuk’s side and rested his body against his chest.
Eunhyuk snickered and ruffled the brown and soft scalp of Donghae, “Good boy” he endorsed. “Now, let me see” he said as Donghae slightly tilted his head giving Eunhyuk a good view of his pinkish neck.
He touched softly the rosy skin and Donghae flinched. “Does it hurt?” He asked.
“It burns and stings sometimes”
Eunhyuk hummed, “Did a mosquito bit you?” Donghae shook his head. “Do you have any allergy?”
“No, I’m perfectly sane, Eunhyuk.” Donghae said stubbornly.
“Well, allergies can appear at any age, maybe you got in contact with something that produced you this reaction. You should see a doctor so they can diagnostic you and tell you what is causing you this reaction and give you medication and maybe a cream to disappear the swelling.” He explained.
“But Hyukkie! You know I don’t like doctors, why can’t you cure me instead? You are a doctor too” Donghae pouted, but still didn’t dare to move from his place, he was too comfy in the warmth of Eunhyuk to even move an inch.
“I’m not a doctor, Donghae. I’m just in my 3rd year of Medicine; that makes me a student not a doctor.”
“I don’t want to go!”
Eunhyuk sighed deeply at the stubbornness and childishness of Donghae.
“Okay, maybe it was just a mosquito bite. I’ll go for a cream to put it on your neck. Now, move!”
Donghae groaned and swirled in his place, he embraced Eunhyuk and giving him his puppy eyes he said “Carry me.”
Eunhyuk’s eyebrows furrowed and grimaced at him, “What? No! Get out!” And he started to take Donghae’s hands off his waist as Donghae refused to let go. So he stood up and tried to walk to his room and search for the cream, dragging Donghae with him, who was still clung at him by his legs.
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“Eunhyuk, stop watching porn!” Donghae exclaimed.
Eunhyuk took the earbuds off and glanced at Donghae with slight surprise.
“What?” He asked.
Donghae grinned and shook his head.
“Nothing. Do you wanna go in -”
“…A double date? No, Donghae, I don’t want to.” Eunhyuk refused quickly, having passed for this situation a lot of times before.
“Come on, I have never met any girlfriend in the years we have been friends, you need one, it’s about time. Every day I come back home I got scared thinking that you already got your first cat. I’m your friend, right? I don’t want you to end like an old maid with cats.”
“Donghae”
“Hyuk, you know I don’t like cats”
“Donghae”
“With all their sharp teeth and claws”
“Donghae”
“And all that bushy fur, ew gross”
“Lee Donghae!” Eunhyuk snapped, causing the other to look at him with wide eyes and a pout on his lips.
“What?” He asked innocently.
Eunhyuk exhaled deeply before speak. “I’m gay.”
Donghae gaped, and cleared his throat before he spoke again.
“Well, uhm, bye.”
And with a loud bang of the main door Donghae was gone. Eunhyuk sighed, deciding that Grey’s Anatomy wasn’t interesting anymore so he closed his laptop and threw himself on his bed.
“Asshole” he muttered as he closed his eyes.
-
He didn’t see Donghae the day after, not because the stupid man didn’t come back home that night, no, he knew Donghae was inside the apartment, and by the countless sneezes coming from his room he supposed Donghae was sick.
But being the good friend -yeah, sure, friend- Eunhyuk was he made a chicken soup and a natural orange juice, put everything on a tray, and before his mind could stop him he was already in front of Donghae’s bedroom door, he sighed and knocked at the door.
“Donghae?” He called.
“Go away!” Donghae yelled following with a pair of sneezes.
Eunhyuk grimaced, closed his eyes and tried to remain cool even though his knuckles were already white for the tight hold he has on the tray. But he knew how to tame the beast.
“Aren’t you hungry?” He smiled softly when no upset cries were heard. Instead the bedroom’s door was slightly opened.
Eunhyuk smirked and opened wider the door letting the light of the hallway to lighten up the dark room.
“Hae?” He called as his hand started looking for the light switch.
“Don’t turn on the lights!” Donghae yelled, but it was too late when Eunhyuk had already turned it on.
“Donghae?” He called again as he advanced towards the bulge on the bed.
“Ashoo!” The ‘bulge’ jolted and Eunhyuk chuckled as he sat on the edge of the bed and tried to uncover the poor man.
“No!” Donghae struggled and stamped his legs.
“Yah! How do you plan eating, then?” Eunhyuk retorted as he gave up pulling the sheet.
Donghae’s eyes peeked from the bed sheet, eyeing Eunhyuk with his puppy eyes as he mumbled incoherently against the fabric.
“I’m sick. Get out!” He pouted.
“Let me check on you, then” Eunhyuk placed the tray in the nightstand and put his hand on Donghae’s forehead, “You don’t have fever. Get up.”
He pulled Donghae up making him sat straight on the bed and rested his head against the wall.
“Let go” Eunhyuk said referring to the bed sheet. And reluctantly Donghae let it go.
“Oh My God!” Eunhyuk exclaimed mouth agape as he eyed Donghae.
“You look like a big lychee” and he burst into laughers as the poor Donghae just sent daggers at him, too weak to even dare to use his limbs to hit him.
“My skin is like a peach, a p-e-a-c-h! Not a lychee”
Eunhyuk scoffed “Yeah, it WAS like a peach. Not anymore.”
“Shut up, Eunhyeu-ashoo!” He yelled, failing as another sneeze appeared.
Eunhyuk coughed.
“Ok, sorry. What happened to you? You looked pretty fine yesterday.”
“I don’t know. When I reached home yesterday night I was already like this. I couldn’t sleep well, which was good because I didn’t have that horrible nightmare that I’m having every night. But the welts didn’t go even though I used the cream you put on me before. And my nose hurts, Hyukkie!” Donghae wailed as he pouted at his friend.
Eunhyuk’s lips twitched as he hummed.
“Then it’s surely allergy. You need to go to the doctor.”
“But -”
“No buts, you are going! I’m taking you there even if I have to drag you by your hair. Now, eat!” He ordered.
Donghae’s pout remained as he crossed his arms. Well, that was until Eunhyuk started feeding him and his pout became in a smile. His nose still sniffing.
-
“See? I told you it’s an allergy”
Donghae pouted, strolling ahead Eunhyuk as they were back from the doctor towards their apartment.
Eunhyuk sat on the couch beside Donghae.
“Did you already take your pills and applied the spray in your nose? Did you put the cream?”
Donghae side looked and glared at him, “Yes.”
Eunhyuk scooted over closer to him as he started analyzing the welts that were starting to diminish in the skin around Donghae’s neck, face and hands.
“It’s weird the swelling is in your hands too. What did you touch, Donghae?”
“I don’t know.”
“Try to remember, what were you doing when it started? It has been already two times.”
Donghae hummed, thinking back at the moments when the itch and sneezes started.
“I was on a date, the two times.”
Eunhyuk nodded, encouraging him to keep going.
“I was uh, I don’t know, in one date we’re in the movies and she was kissing my neck. The other time, uh, we’re in a bar dancing. That’s all. I don’t remember anything else.”
Eunhyuk hummed.
“Anything particular?”
Donghae shook his head.
“A peculiar smell? Did you eat something?”
“No, I don’t think so.”
“Are you sure, Donghae?”
“Yes! Ah, stop bothering me! Maybe it was another mosquito bite.” He shrugged.
“A bite? It pretty much was a lot of bites, and you didn’t notice it? I don’t think so.”
“Whatever”
“Wanna watch a movie?” Eunhyuk offered with a smile, deciding to just drop the topic. Maybe it wasn’t anything, and after all Donghae had medicaments now.
Donghae nodded, even though he reluctantly did it. All Eunhyuk’s choices of movies have been pretty boring. But whatever.
Thirty minutes passed and indeed the movie was bored. Even Eunhyuk knew it, he yawned followed by Donghae.
“Are you really gay, Hyuk?” Donghae asked as his eyes trailed from the TV towards Eunhyuk’s face.
“What?” Eunhyuk snapped, “Uhm.. yeah.”
“Why didn’t you tell me?”
Eunhyuk raised his eyebrows as he gave him a bemused look. “Really, Donghae? The blonde hair, the constant hair styles, the fashion clothes and the skinny jeans, the eyeliner, my amazing cooking, my tidy room and my shaved legs didn’t tell you anything?”
Donghae pursued his lips, “I didn’t know that was gay.”
“Are you homophobic?” Eunhyuk asked with slight worry.
“What? No, I mean, it’s just I never met someone gay.”
“Donghae, half of our friends are gays.” Eunhyuk stated.
“What?!” He asked with wide eyes and Eunhyuk nodded.
“Heechul hyung can’t be gay” Donghae defended blindly.
Eunhyuk scoffed.
“You serious? He dragged me into his club ‘We love to slurp’.”
Donghae frowned, “Slurp what?” He asked naively.
“Oh you sure don’t wanna know.”
“So it’s the movies we watch gay?” Donghae asked.
“What?”
“Is the food you cook gay?”
“Donghae,”
“Are the clothes you wear gay?”
“Donghae,”
“Is it contagious? I wore your scarf and sometimes I borrow your underwear because it feels good and most of the time I forget to wash mine.”
“Donghae,”
“Oh My God! Am I gay?”
“Lee Donghae!” Eunhyuk exclaimed loud this time and as Donghae turned around to face him he was welcomed by a pair of plump lips clashing against his own. He didn’t move; his eyes were wide open in surprise as Eunhyuk put his hands on his face and bluntly planted a kiss on his lips.
“That’s what is gay” Eunhyuk whispered between their lips before he darted towards his bedroom without uttering another word.
-
After that incident Donghae didn’t dare to ask again something about gay. And even though Eunhyuk thought the things between them were going to change and be awkward after his reckless and stupid move on Donghae, it wasn’t like that, so he acted the same as always. It seemed that Donghae had forgotten about the incident or that it never happened, so he decided to act the same.
“Eunhyuk, do you wanna go in a do-”
“No, Donghae. I don’t want to go.”
“But -”
“No”
“But my date is bringing her brother.”
Well, maybe Donghae didn’t forget.
“I still don’t want to.”
“Hyukkie, come on! You can take care of me too!”
“What?” Eunhyuk asked, eyebrows furrowing.
“You can see if a mosquito bites me again, just in case I have another reaction, please Hyukkie!” Donghae pleaded, blinking his puppy eyes.
Eunhyuk thought for a moment, Donghae had a point.
“I’m not your babysitter!”
“Hyukkie!”
But everybody has a weak point, and Eunhyuk’s is Donghae. And that’s how he ended in the mall’s canteen with Donghae, his date and her brother, who was, indeed gay, and Eunhyuk had to ask himself if Donghae was tattling with all his dates that he was gay.
“Don’t eat anything” Eunhyuk said to Donghae, when the latter was about to eat something from the buffet.
Donghae’s face went down as his mood.
“But Hyukkie!! You know food is my weakness! You can’t do this to me” Donghae whined, in a whisper, of course, and right in Eunhyuk’s ear. He was manly, of course, manly men don’t whine like that, and less if they are on a date.
Eunhyuk just sent him a stern look that shushed him.
-
“Oppa, you sure don’t wanna eat anything?” Donghae’s date, whose name Eunhyuk didn’t dare to remember because he knew next week it was going to be another girl, asked as the four of them were already sat on one of the tables.
“Yes, I’m okay.” Donghae politely answered with a smile.
Eunhyuk was on his side eyeing cautiously Donghae, looking every sign of him, he was there to take care of him after all, didn’t he?
“So, you are a med student?” Eunhyuk’s date asked. Eunhyuk looked at him with no interest whatsoever to answer him, so he just turned around and kept his gaze on Donghae; which later resulted uncomfortable because the girl had stopped eating her salad and was ridiculously winking and biting her lower lip at Donghae. And Donghae being the manwhore he was scooted over her and brought his arm around the girl’s shoulder.
Eunhyuk wanted to puke at the sight. But he didn’t, that would be gross and rude, and he wasn’t rude, so instead he stopped eating his Italian penne, and much to his disgust kept eyeing the indecent couple.
He failed to notice though, how the other’s man hand was advancing towards him, positioning on his thigh.
Eunhyuk flinched and closed his eyes once, biting the inside of his mouth as he turned and looked straight at his eyes.
“Look, I’m not interested in you whatsoever. So can you please stop trying to hook up with me, because I assure you it won’t work with that flat ass you have and the small your dick I am sure is.”
The other guy gaped at Eunhyuk, feeling offended by the way Eunhyuk referred to his attributes he was sure were appealing, so he stood up and bided his sister a goodbye before he muttered a low ‘Bitch’ directly to Eunhyuk.
Donghae and the girl looked puzzled at Eunhyuk, who just shrugged and gave Donghae a brief smile.
Donghae started feeling an itch sensation in his nose, he sniffed and tried to stop the sneeze that was trying to fall, and succeeded, but Eunhyuk didn’t fail to notice it.
“Oppa, are you okay?” The girl asked.
Donghae nodded and inched closer to her sealing her lips with his own.
Eunhyuk looked grossed at them watching how their saliva mixed together and squealed, not of joy but disgust. Why he had to witness that? WHY? He asked. It was for Donghae’s health sake, he repeated inwardly, so he diverted his gaze towards Donghae’s hands, the last allergic reaction he had was on his hands too, so he thought it would be a better sight. Oh, how wrong he was. Donghae’s hands were placed one on the girl’s waist and the other one was on her thigh, which was by the way bared due to her short mini skirt. And how he wished that at least those manly hands were firmly placed there, but no, Donghae has to be such a whore and had them moving freely against the flesh and cloth of the obnoxious bitch, how Eunhyuk kindly referred to the girl in his head.
Donghae was too engrossed in eat the girl up when familiar but unpleasant images started to come to his mind. Memories of his childhood and her gross aunt’s friend and how the vulgar woman greeted him every time she saw him, sloppy kisses all over his face and the touches all over his small and fragile body, not to mention the fat complexion and her face covered in big pimples, that was a memory that Donghae decided to erase from his brain since said woman moved out from his neighborhood.
Meanwhile Eunhyuk noticed how Donghae’s hands were starting to get in a pink hue and how they left the girl’s body to kind of scratch each other hand.
Donghae opened his eyes and broke the kiss as the itching feeling in his hands and lips started to itch even more. His nose started to ache and fast he tried to reach for a napkin and blow his nose. He started to sneeze uncontrollably and the girl looked worried at him.
“Oppa, are you okay?” She asked.
Donghae tried to answer but only managed to nod before Eunhyuk stood from his seat and came towards him, handing him two pills and his nasal spray.
“We have to go” Eunhyuk said and dragged Donghae back to his car, leaving a pouting and annoyed girl behind.
-
“So, you know what caused your allergy back in the mall?” Eunhyuk asked.
They were back in their apartment both of them sat in the sofa and Donghae’ sneezes had stopped.
“I’m not sure”
“Donghae, it’s kind of obvious. And I’m not saying this because my IQ is 130.”
“Shut up, smarty pants!”
“I guess I know how it started, though,” Donghae said.
“Well…” Eunhyuk said, eyebrows furrowing with anticipation.
“It started with a dream, well a nightmare I have been having constantly... but the allergy doesn’t come in the nights but in the day when I’m -”
“…With girls?” Eunhyuk finished for him.
Donghae bit his lip nodding slowly at Eunhyuk as he eyed him with fear.
“Am I allergic to… gi-irls?” He asked stuttering.
“It seems so” Eunhyuk sighed, trying to suppress the laugh that was threating to come at the pitiful situation of his friend.
“Eunhyukkie!” Donghae wailed with tears in his eyes as he threw himself in the arms of a willing Eunhyuk ready to comfort his poor and gloomy best friend.
-
Donghae didn’t go to classes the next three days, his phone and computer were off and the TV never on. He didn’t want to leave his room even for a shower, the only times his bedroom’s door opened were when Eunhyuk brought him food, because it didn’t matter he was upset and depressed he couldn’t avoid his three meals a day.
His friends were asking Eunhyuk in every chance they got where was Donghae and why he hasn’t attended any class or call. So one day, frustrated by the annoying questions Eunhyuk brought the group of friends to his apartment so they could see why Donghae was not reachable, unavailable.
Eunhyuk opened Donghae’s bedroom room and turned on the lights.
Curled into a ball in the deepest, darkest corner of his room, Donghae sobbed.
His friends stumbled upon his body and decided to humor him. “What’s wrong?”
Donghae peeked from his pillow to look at his friends, pursuing his lips and sobbing “The worst thing possible!” he cried. “I’m allergic to girls! To women!”
And with that, he jumped into the arms of his beloved best friend, howling and wailing until he could shed tears no more. The poor man.
Eunhyuk just embraced him back, patting his back softly as their friends eyed Donghae bemused concluding that it was better to leave.
“It’s okay, Hae. Don’t cry” Eunhyuk tried to soothe him.
“No! It is not okay!” Donghae stubbornly said.
“I put on an old DVD I found in my laptop and it was a porn! A porn, Eunhyuk!” He exclaimed.
“And what about that?” Eunhyuk asked confused.
“Everything was fine, but in the moment the girl appeared my arms started to itch! I had to close the video” He cried as he explained.
“And…?”
“And?! You dare to ask and?! Don’t you see this wood here?!” Donghae exclaimed as he showed the apparent bulge between his legs.
Eunhyuk blushed. He was gay for God’s sake, did Donghae forget that? He cleared his throat and tried to not stare too much at Donghae’s tent.
“You can, uh, touch yourself” he suggested.
Donghae widened his eyes. “What?! Are you crazy?! Touch my thing? That’s gross, ew no!”
“Then go and find a girl and leave me alone” Eunhyuk said.
“I can’t” Donghae pouted, “Every time I see a girl I imagine that gross woman that I had of neighbor when I was a kid. It’s gross. Every chick looks like her. And I don’t want my face to look like a lychee, but a peach, a smooth and soft peach!”
Eunhyuk’s left eye twitched, but yes, he had to admit that Donghae skin looked and felt like a peach, not that he deliberately had touched his arms before just to feel the softness of his skin, no, never.
“You want me to help you?” Eunhyuk asked, his heart beat increasing and his teeth nibbled at his lower lip.
“What?” Donghae asked, seeing how Eunhyuk got quickly on his knees and started undoing Donghae’s pants.
“What are you ah- shit!” He tried to ask but Eunhyuk’s hands were fast and magical.
His pants were already around his ankles and Eunhyuk was lowering his underwear with soft but needy touches.
Here Eunhyuk was, face to face to the friend he had always wanted to meet, just inches separated from it, he closed his eyes, sighed and cleared his throat before continue. He was just helping his friend, right? Just a favor to Donghae for being the good friend he was and the tremendous sexual tension he gave him.
“Eunhyuk, what are you - ?”
“Shh, I’ll make it go. Relax, you look tense.”
Eunhyuk muttered in a low and husky voice, one that Donghae had never heard before in him.
Donghae blushed; he didn’t know if it was because one guy was talking huskily to him, or because said guy was breathing against his junior or because he kind of liked the feeling in his south.
“Ah!” Donghae let out a wild and high pitched moan when Hyukjae took his length by the base and began pumping. He didn’t expect this to feel that good.
Eunhyuk smirked at the sound of Donghae, taking that as a cue that Donghae was enjoying the touches, so he got braver and put the length inside his mouth.
“Shit…” Donghae cursed closing his eyes as the pleasure was too much. No girl did make him feel that good before. Was this a gay thing?
It… feels so… good, Donghae thought as Eunhyuk kept sucking him, hollowing his cheeks and slurping his dick in every thrust.
So, that’s why that gay club is called ‘We love to slurp’, he acknowledged in his mind, biting his lips harshly to prevent his mouth to utter more obscene and forbidden noises.
He threw his head backwards when Eunhyuk bit his head, tugging the flesh and humming, passing his tongue over the little hole, giving more licks and sucks at the shaft as his mouth never stopped thrusting into him.
All the blood from his body was already on his member, but his cheeks were still painted in a rosy tone, his forehead sweating and his lower lip swollen for the unnecessary nibbling. He opened his eyes looking down through half opened eyelids at Eunhyuk, who was busy sucking him, he didn’t know why but the sight was alluring and it sent a jolt to his shaft that hit the insides of Eunhyuk’s cheek as the man groaned but kept sucking and he looked up to meet Donghae’s eyes, continuing with his job as he lewdly gazed straight at Donghae.
“Eun-hyu-kk,” Donghae moaned, closing his eyes as Eunhyuk’s speed increased. He brought his hand to Eunhyuk’s head tugging the blonde strands of hair and his body was heating up and burning with ecstasy.
Eunhyuk massaged the balls too, trying to produce more lust and pleasure to Donghae and he knew it reached its goal when Donghae didn’t stop moaning and cursing and how his knees went wobbly that he had to hold his thighs to keep him steady.
A few seconds later Donghae came, exploding inside Eunhyuk’s mouth, the latter swallowing his seeds with no remorse whatsoever.
Eunhyuk stood up and Donghae eyed him between his half-closed eyes.
“Shit, did you swallow it? Eunhyuk you are so gross” Donghae panted heavenly.
Eunhyuk wiped the remains from his lips with the palm of his hand and shamelessly wore a smirk meanwhile he brought his arms around Donghae’s neck, he closed his eyes and tilted his head angling his lips to meet Donghae’s, he gave a little peck, then two pecks, and then he shoved his tongue inside Donghae’s mouth, letting the younger to have a taste of himself.
Donghae wanted to blame his still blank and non-existent brain when he found himself kissing back Eunhyuk. His lips clutching between each lip and getting it soaked wet in saliva. He moaned when Eunhyuk deepened the kiss and started ravishing his mouth with his tongue, trying to get any sight of life he found.
But Eunhyuk was gone, leaving a panting Donghae laying aimlessly on his bed.
-
The day after that Donghae didn’t go to school again, Eunhyuk sighed serenely, at least he didn’t need to face Donghae after what they did. But being the kind and good person he was the shame didn’t stop him to knock at Donghae’s door and putting a tray filled with food in the morning before going to classes and another time after coming back at home.
The second day after he returned from his last class he chuckled when he found the bathroom’s light turned on and a wet towel hanging on the door, meaning Dirty Donghae had finally decided to take a bath after four days.
He went to the living room and opened his big, scratch that, enormous book of Immunology Vol. II, put on his glasses and started reading.
Two hours later Donghae’s door opened and a freshly and cheery Donghae appeared beside Eunhyuk.
Eunhyuk widened his eyes in slight surprise and worry. He coughed and closed the book, putting it back on the table.
It was an usual sight, if we were talking about a week before, the normal Donghae before going out in a date. But today it was an odd sight.
“Eunhyukkie!” Donghae grinned.
Eunhyuk flinched and cleared his throat.
“Yes?” His voice was raspy, not having uttered a word for almost a whole day.
“I was thinking…” Donghae started, and Eunhyuk thought ‘Oh, you actually think?’
“Since everyone wants my face and skin to look as smooth as a peach…” He paused, “Would you like to be my farmer?” Donghae murmured lowly, his cheeks turning red as he said that.
Is that a confession?
Donghae looked up at him, muttering a ‘duh!’
Shit! Did I just say that out loud? Eunhyuk asked this time ensuring that the question didn’t slip from his lips.
Donghae bit his lower lip and cleared his throat, urging the dazed Eunhyuk to quickly answer to him.
But did Eunhyuk really have to answer to that? He guessed the answer was pretty obvious, but well he had to remind himself he was talking about Stupid Donghae and so he smiled as he answered 'Yes, Donghae.'
Donghae grinned and jumped onto him, hugging him tightly and kissing his cheek.
“So, am I gay now?” Donghae asked childishly.
Eunhyuk had to chuckle at that, he gave him a chaste kiss and said, “Yes, you are, Donghae.”
“Do I have to ask Heechul to invite me to his club?”
Eunhyuk laughed and gave him a smug smile. “We first have to check if you apply to the club.”
Donghae pouted with a blink of his eyes.
“But, I have a question first” Donghae said, looking all serious this time.
“What?” Eunhyuk asked back as he put his glasses on the table over his book.
“If you are gay what are you doing in the baseball team?”
“What?”
“Baseball is a manly sport, not a gay one”
“Donghae”
“And now that I think about it, you are not even good at baseball”
“…”
“So, Eunhyuk?”
Have you seen baseball players’ asses? I mean, have you ever seen your ass? Eunhyuk said in his mind.
“What?” Donghae asked with wide eyes.
“Shit, did I say that out loud again?” Eunhyuk asked with creased eyebrows.
“Yes, honey” Donghae said with a grin.
“Now you better put a good use to this ass if you don’t want to lose your job as a farmer.” Donghae winked.
And Eunhyuk laughed as he carried the younger towards his bedroom to, well, do his job.
-
“Wait!!! You should wear this dress and these undies,” Donghae said, most of his clothes already discarded on the floor, he pulled a box from under the bed showing Eunhyuk a tight and short red dress with a pair of red stockings matching with a red panties.
“I still have to get used to this thing without girls, so...”
Eunhyuk watched with horror the offensive clothes as a grinning Donghae blinked cutely.
“Hell no!” He refused immediately.
“But Hyukkie!” Donghae pouted.
“If you want it so much then wear it yourself!”
“Okay!” Donghae gladly complied as he started to struggle with the panties.
“Hyukkie, where do I put my -oh, there”
“Do I look hot in red, Hyukkie?”
Fuck yes! But you would look even hotter if you stop that and I get you naked beneath me.
Eunhyuk said in his mind as he got above Donghae like a hungry werewolf.
A/N TA-DAH! Jeez, Why can't I stop writing gay porn? I don't even know if this can be called crack or comedy o.ò
Did you like it? Did I make you smile and laugh with these dorks :)?
Thanks for reading!!
Allergy
EUNHAE, NC-17, one-shot, comedy, 6,155 words.
SUMMARY: What will happen when Donghae, the womanizer of his college, finds out he's allergic to the most precious thing to him, what he loves the most, women. Will he survive? What will his best friend, Eunhyuk do to help him?
DISCLAIMER: Tittle and main idea goes to MusicChibi and her shop. Plot and words are mine.
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Nice weather, that’s what the weatherman on TV said when Donghae came downstairs, already dressed up in a pair of dark blue jeans, a black and gold sleeveless shirt, dark sunglasses and a black cap.
“Where are you going?” Eunhyuk asked, diverting his gaze from the TV to look at the bubbly Donghae.
“I have a d~a~te~” Donghae chirped as he swirled and danced in joy, keys in his hand he waved at his friend.
Eunhyuk chuckled lightly at his friend and continued watching the TV as the other man headed towards his 4th, - or was it 5th? - date in the last two weeks.
-
Four hours later Donghae was back, the smile on his face bigger and wider this time.
Eunhyuk was busy cooking in their shared kitchen when the other guy came.
“How it went?” He asked as he mixed the contents in the bowl.
Donghae sighed deeply, sitting in the stool across Eunhyuk, as he closed his eyes and recalled his lovely date.
Eunhyuk snorted at his behavior.
“Let me guess,” he said “She’s the one, the only girl who makes your heart beat faster and your stomach goes crazy as she talks sweetly in your ear and it sends shivers down your huge ass and your happy dick.”
Donghae giggled at Eunhyuk and his already memorized lines.
“How did you know?” He asked with a laugh. “But hey! My ass is not huge, it’s just-”
“…In perfect size to prevent your poor buttocks to ache whenever you fall.”
Eunhyuk finished with another perfectly memorized line.
“How do you always know what I am -”
“…Going to say next?” Eunhyuk asked serving the ramen he just cooked into two bowls. “You always say the same thing, Donghae. And you are very predictable.”
“Hyuk, can I have a bit of -”
“Yes, Donghae. Here you are.” Eunhyuk said as he put one of bowls he served in front of Donghae and a glass of apple juice.
They sat together in the counter as Donghae started talking and blabbering about his date, a story that Eunhyuk knew by memory. The first times he really listened to Donghae, every detail his friend would tell, but after the eleventh time of hearing the same he opted for ignore him. It wasn’t like Donghae minded; he just talked and talked and talked not even letting Eunhyuk talk back.
-
It was three in the morning when Eunhyuk woke up by a scream, and if he wasn’t wrong it was Donghae’s, so he ran towards the other’s bedroom and found him panting harshly on the bed, eyes widened and sweat dripping from his forehead.
“Are you okay, Hae? What’s wrong?” He inquired as he sat on bed beside him.
“It was just a bad dream, I’m okay” Donghae reassured.
But Hyukjae’s worry didn’t go, “You sure? I can sleep here with you and keep you company” he offered.
Donghae snorted, “Come on, Eunhyuk, I’m not a kid, I’m sure the bogeyman won’t come for me, now leave me alone. I have a class at 7 in the morning.” He used his pillow to hit Eunhyuk as he turned around and closed his eyes to drift to sleep again.
Eunhyuk gaped at the sleepy form of Donghae, how he dared to act like that when Eunhyuk was just being nice and a good friend? (No hidden intentions whatsoever, of course not.) He narrowed his eyes and hissed at the younger, kicking him right in the butt as he muttered ‘asshole’ before going back to his room.
-
Two days later the same view came across Eunhyuk’s sight.
“I’m going on a d~a~t~e~”
Eunhyuk sighed and stopped reading the book on his laptop.
“Seriously, Donghae, is it the same girl at least?” He asked, taking off his glasses to clean them with a handkerchief.
Donghae shook his head, denying the question as his lips curled upwards and he smiled childishly.
“You should stop this”
“Why? I can’t” Donghae whined as his lips formed a pout.
“You can’t keep playing with girls’ feelings, it’s wrong!”
“I’m not playing with anyone’s feelings! They know, they know me!” Donghae sulked before he glared at Eunhyuk. The latter just sighed and put his glasses back on, maybe he was overreacting and the only hurt in this was himself.
That night Eunhyuk heard Donghae screaming again in the middle of the night, but even though he wanted to run and check if the younger was okay he dismissed the idea and went to dreamland again.
“Asshole”
-
The weather was getting warm each day, the flowers were blooming and the sun was starting to shine high in the sky.
Donghae and Eunhyuk were in the baseball club of their college, and today they were having a practice in the field, Donghae was the batter while Eunhyuk was the catcher, Donghae was highly focused on the pitcher, waiting for said guy to finally decide to pitch.
Eunhyuk was eyeing curiously at Donghae through his mask.
“Why are you wearing a scarf, Donghae?” Eunhyuk asked confused.
Donghae looked pretty funny in his white and blue uniform adorned with the red scarf around his neck, if Eunhyuk wasn’t wrong that red scarf was his.
Donghae cleared his throat, and agitated his bate, trying to ignore the question Eunhyuk just asked.
“Donghae, I said, why are you wearing my scarf?” Eunhyuk repeated.
The ball flew by the hit of the bate and Donghae ran towards first base, leaving the question once again unanswered and a laughing Eunhyuk watching how he tripped over with the scarf when he intended to make it to second base.
-
Later that day and back in their shared flat, they were eating popcorn while watching a new movie Eunhyuk said was good, but judging by both guys’ expressions it wasn’t that good.
“Why are you still wearing a scarf?” Eunhyuk asked.
Donghae turned at him and hummed with his mouth filled with popcorn mumbling incoherent things while remains of popcorn dripped from his mouth.
“Can you please finish eating before you open your mouth?” Eunhyuk said, grimacing at the gross sight of Donghae.
Donghae just glared at him, taking a full hand of popcorn and then throwing it straight to Eunhyuk’s face.
Eunhyuk sneered at him, and Donghae closed his eyes expecting two hands filled with popcorn, but the hit never came so cautiously he opened one eye to glance at Eunhyuk. The latter took the chance to snatch the scarf from his neck and when Donghae noticed this he opened his mouth just to be welcomed by a bunch of popcorn.
Donghae choked and spit the popcorns that didn’t get caught on his throat.
Meanwhile Eunhyuk gaped at him, scarf still in his hand.
“Jeez, Eunhyuk. I almost died here!” Donghae choked again glaring at his friend from the corner of his eyes.
“What the hell happened to you?” Eunhyuk asked bewildered.
And just then Donghae remembered that the scarf was removed from his neck, so he brought both of his hands to his neck, covering it and avoiding Eunhyuk’s gaze.
“Donghae, that girl surely wanted to eat you alive, didn’t she?” Eunhyuk mocked and burst into laughter.
Donghae frowned and then he looked at Eunhyuk, “What?”
“I thought you didn’t like hickeys” Eunhyuk hummed.
“I still don’t.” Donghae pouted.
“Then why is your neck covered with them?”
“They are not hickeys!” Donghae sulked, his hands letting go of his neck to find its way crossed against his chest.
“Sure” Eunhyuk scoffed.
Donghae glared at him and lifted his legs as he began to hit him uncontrollably.
Eunhyuk started laughing again trying to hold Donghae’s wild legs. “YAH! Stop that!” He snapped.
Donghae did stop, but he was still pouting and silently sulking.
“Come here” Eunhyuk said softly this time, spreading his arms and patting his lap.
Donghae looked at him from the corner of his eye, and as a puppy he reluctantly scooted over in the couch ‘til he reached Eunhyuk’s side and rested his body against his chest.
Eunhyuk snickered and ruffled the brown and soft scalp of Donghae, “Good boy” he endorsed. “Now, let me see” he said as Donghae slightly tilted his head giving Eunhyuk a good view of his pinkish neck.
He touched softly the rosy skin and Donghae flinched. “Does it hurt?” He asked.
“It burns and stings sometimes”
Eunhyuk hummed, “Did a mosquito bit you?” Donghae shook his head. “Do you have any allergy?”
“No, I’m perfectly sane, Eunhyuk.” Donghae said stubbornly.
“Well, allergies can appear at any age, maybe you got in contact with something that produced you this reaction. You should see a doctor so they can diagnostic you and tell you what is causing you this reaction and give you medication and maybe a cream to disappear the swelling.” He explained.
“But Hyukkie! You know I don’t like doctors, why can’t you cure me instead? You are a doctor too” Donghae pouted, but still didn’t dare to move from his place, he was too comfy in the warmth of Eunhyuk to even move an inch.
“I’m not a doctor, Donghae. I’m just in my 3rd year of Medicine; that makes me a student not a doctor.”
“I don’t want to go!”
Eunhyuk sighed deeply at the stubbornness and childishness of Donghae.
“Okay, maybe it was just a mosquito bite. I’ll go for a cream to put it on your neck. Now, move!”
Donghae groaned and swirled in his place, he embraced Eunhyuk and giving him his puppy eyes he said “Carry me.”
Eunhyuk’s eyebrows furrowed and grimaced at him, “What? No! Get out!” And he started to take Donghae’s hands off his waist as Donghae refused to let go. So he stood up and tried to walk to his room and search for the cream, dragging Donghae with him, who was still clung at him by his legs.
-
“Eunhyuk, stop watching porn!” Donghae exclaimed.
Eunhyuk took the earbuds off and glanced at Donghae with slight surprise.
“What?” He asked.
Donghae grinned and shook his head.
“Nothing. Do you wanna go in -”
“…A double date? No, Donghae, I don’t want to.” Eunhyuk refused quickly, having passed for this situation a lot of times before.
“Come on, I have never met any girlfriend in the years we have been friends, you need one, it’s about time. Every day I come back home I got scared thinking that you already got your first cat. I’m your friend, right? I don’t want you to end like an old maid with cats.”
“Donghae”
“Hyuk, you know I don’t like cats”
“Donghae”
“With all their sharp teeth and claws”
“Donghae”
“And all that bushy fur, ew gross”
“Lee Donghae!” Eunhyuk snapped, causing the other to look at him with wide eyes and a pout on his lips.
“What?” He asked innocently.
Eunhyuk exhaled deeply before speak. “I’m gay.”
Donghae gaped, and cleared his throat before he spoke again.
“Well, uhm, bye.”
And with a loud bang of the main door Donghae was gone. Eunhyuk sighed, deciding that Grey’s Anatomy wasn’t interesting anymore so he closed his laptop and threw himself on his bed.
“Asshole” he muttered as he closed his eyes.
-
He didn’t see Donghae the day after, not because the stupid man didn’t come back home that night, no, he knew Donghae was inside the apartment, and by the countless sneezes coming from his room he supposed Donghae was sick.
But being the good friend -yeah, sure, friend- Eunhyuk was he made a chicken soup and a natural orange juice, put everything on a tray, and before his mind could stop him he was already in front of Donghae’s bedroom door, he sighed and knocked at the door.
“Donghae?” He called.
“Go away!” Donghae yelled following with a pair of sneezes.
Eunhyuk grimaced, closed his eyes and tried to remain cool even though his knuckles were already white for the tight hold he has on the tray. But he knew how to tame the beast.
“Aren’t you hungry?” He smiled softly when no upset cries were heard. Instead the bedroom’s door was slightly opened.
Eunhyuk smirked and opened wider the door letting the light of the hallway to lighten up the dark room.
“Hae?” He called as his hand started looking for the light switch.
“Don’t turn on the lights!” Donghae yelled, but it was too late when Eunhyuk had already turned it on.
“Donghae?” He called again as he advanced towards the bulge on the bed.
“Ashoo!” The ‘bulge’ jolted and Eunhyuk chuckled as he sat on the edge of the bed and tried to uncover the poor man.
“No!” Donghae struggled and stamped his legs.
“Yah! How do you plan eating, then?” Eunhyuk retorted as he gave up pulling the sheet.
Donghae’s eyes peeked from the bed sheet, eyeing Eunhyuk with his puppy eyes as he mumbled incoherently against the fabric.
“I’m sick. Get out!” He pouted.
“Let me check on you, then” Eunhyuk placed the tray in the nightstand and put his hand on Donghae’s forehead, “You don’t have fever. Get up.”
He pulled Donghae up making him sat straight on the bed and rested his head against the wall.
“Let go” Eunhyuk said referring to the bed sheet. And reluctantly Donghae let it go.
“Oh My God!” Eunhyuk exclaimed mouth agape as he eyed Donghae.
“You look like a big lychee” and he burst into laughers as the poor Donghae just sent daggers at him, too weak to even dare to use his limbs to hit him.
“My skin is like a peach, a p-e-a-c-h! Not a lychee”
Eunhyuk scoffed “Yeah, it WAS like a peach. Not anymore.”
“Shut up, Eunhyeu-ashoo!” He yelled, failing as another sneeze appeared.
Eunhyuk coughed.
“Ok, sorry. What happened to you? You looked pretty fine yesterday.”
“I don’t know. When I reached home yesterday night I was already like this. I couldn’t sleep well, which was good because I didn’t have that horrible nightmare that I’m having every night. But the welts didn’t go even though I used the cream you put on me before. And my nose hurts, Hyukkie!” Donghae wailed as he pouted at his friend.
Eunhyuk’s lips twitched as he hummed.
“Then it’s surely allergy. You need to go to the doctor.”
“But -”
“No buts, you are going! I’m taking you there even if I have to drag you by your hair. Now, eat!” He ordered.
Donghae’s pout remained as he crossed his arms. Well, that was until Eunhyuk started feeding him and his pout became in a smile. His nose still sniffing.
-
“See? I told you it’s an allergy”
Donghae pouted, strolling ahead Eunhyuk as they were back from the doctor towards their apartment.
Eunhyuk sat on the couch beside Donghae.
“Did you already take your pills and applied the spray in your nose? Did you put the cream?”
Donghae side looked and glared at him, “Yes.”
Eunhyuk scooted over closer to him as he started analyzing the welts that were starting to diminish in the skin around Donghae’s neck, face and hands.
“It’s weird the swelling is in your hands too. What did you touch, Donghae?”
“I don’t know.”
“Try to remember, what were you doing when it started? It has been already two times.”
Donghae hummed, thinking back at the moments when the itch and sneezes started.
“I was on a date, the two times.”
Eunhyuk nodded, encouraging him to keep going.
“I was uh, I don’t know, in one date we’re in the movies and she was kissing my neck. The other time, uh, we’re in a bar dancing. That’s all. I don’t remember anything else.”
Eunhyuk hummed.
“Anything particular?”
Donghae shook his head.
“A peculiar smell? Did you eat something?”
“No, I don’t think so.”
“Are you sure, Donghae?”
“Yes! Ah, stop bothering me! Maybe it was another mosquito bite.” He shrugged.
“A bite? It pretty much was a lot of bites, and you didn’t notice it? I don’t think so.”
“Whatever”
“Wanna watch a movie?” Eunhyuk offered with a smile, deciding to just drop the topic. Maybe it wasn’t anything, and after all Donghae had medicaments now.
Donghae nodded, even though he reluctantly did it. All Eunhyuk’s choices of movies have been pretty boring. But whatever.
Thirty minutes passed and indeed the movie was bored. Even Eunhyuk knew it, he yawned followed by Donghae.
“Are you really gay, Hyuk?” Donghae asked as his eyes trailed from the TV towards Eunhyuk’s face.
“What?” Eunhyuk snapped, “Uhm.. yeah.”
“Why didn’t you tell me?”
Eunhyuk raised his eyebrows as he gave him a bemused look. “Really, Donghae? The blonde hair, the constant hair styles, the fashion clothes and the skinny jeans, the eyeliner, my amazing cooking, my tidy room and my shaved legs didn’t tell you anything?”
Donghae pursued his lips, “I didn’t know that was gay.”
“Are you homophobic?” Eunhyuk asked with slight worry.
“What? No, I mean, it’s just I never met someone gay.”
“Donghae, half of our friends are gays.” Eunhyuk stated.
“What?!” He asked with wide eyes and Eunhyuk nodded.
“Heechul hyung can’t be gay” Donghae defended blindly.
Eunhyuk scoffed.
“You serious? He dragged me into his club ‘We love to slurp’.”
Donghae frowned, “Slurp what?” He asked naively.
“Oh you sure don’t wanna know.”
“So it’s the movies we watch gay?” Donghae asked.
“What?”
“Is the food you cook gay?”
“Donghae,”
“Are the clothes you wear gay?”
“Donghae,”
“Is it contagious? I wore your scarf and sometimes I borrow your underwear because it feels good and most of the time I forget to wash mine.”
“Donghae,”
“Oh My God! Am I gay?”
“Lee Donghae!” Eunhyuk exclaimed loud this time and as Donghae turned around to face him he was welcomed by a pair of plump lips clashing against his own. He didn’t move; his eyes were wide open in surprise as Eunhyuk put his hands on his face and bluntly planted a kiss on his lips.
“That’s what is gay” Eunhyuk whispered between their lips before he darted towards his bedroom without uttering another word.
-
After that incident Donghae didn’t dare to ask again something about gay. And even though Eunhyuk thought the things between them were going to change and be awkward after his reckless and stupid move on Donghae, it wasn’t like that, so he acted the same as always. It seemed that Donghae had forgotten about the incident or that it never happened, so he decided to act the same.
“Eunhyuk, do you wanna go in a do-”
“No, Donghae. I don’t want to go.”
“But -”
“No”
“But my date is bringing her brother.”
Well, maybe Donghae didn’t forget.
“I still don’t want to.”
“Hyukkie, come on! You can take care of me too!”
“What?” Eunhyuk asked, eyebrows furrowing.
“You can see if a mosquito bites me again, just in case I have another reaction, please Hyukkie!” Donghae pleaded, blinking his puppy eyes.
Eunhyuk thought for a moment, Donghae had a point.
“I’m not your babysitter!”
“Hyukkie!”
But everybody has a weak point, and Eunhyuk’s is Donghae. And that’s how he ended in the mall’s canteen with Donghae, his date and her brother, who was, indeed gay, and Eunhyuk had to ask himself if Donghae was tattling with all his dates that he was gay.
“Don’t eat anything” Eunhyuk said to Donghae, when the latter was about to eat something from the buffet.
Donghae’s face went down as his mood.
“But Hyukkie!! You know food is my weakness! You can’t do this to me” Donghae whined, in a whisper, of course, and right in Eunhyuk’s ear. He was manly, of course, manly men don’t whine like that, and less if they are on a date.
Eunhyuk just sent him a stern look that shushed him.
-
“Oppa, you sure don’t wanna eat anything?” Donghae’s date, whose name Eunhyuk didn’t dare to remember because he knew next week it was going to be another girl, asked as the four of them were already sat on one of the tables.
“Yes, I’m okay.” Donghae politely answered with a smile.
Eunhyuk was on his side eyeing cautiously Donghae, looking every sign of him, he was there to take care of him after all, didn’t he?
“So, you are a med student?” Eunhyuk’s date asked. Eunhyuk looked at him with no interest whatsoever to answer him, so he just turned around and kept his gaze on Donghae; which later resulted uncomfortable because the girl had stopped eating her salad and was ridiculously winking and biting her lower lip at Donghae. And Donghae being the manwhore he was scooted over her and brought his arm around the girl’s shoulder.
Eunhyuk wanted to puke at the sight. But he didn’t, that would be gross and rude, and he wasn’t rude, so instead he stopped eating his Italian penne, and much to his disgust kept eyeing the indecent couple.
He failed to notice though, how the other’s man hand was advancing towards him, positioning on his thigh.
Eunhyuk flinched and closed his eyes once, biting the inside of his mouth as he turned and looked straight at his eyes.
“Look, I’m not interested in you whatsoever. So can you please stop trying to hook up with me, because I assure you it won’t work with that flat ass you have and the small your dick I am sure is.”
The other guy gaped at Eunhyuk, feeling offended by the way Eunhyuk referred to his attributes he was sure were appealing, so he stood up and bided his sister a goodbye before he muttered a low ‘Bitch’ directly to Eunhyuk.
Donghae and the girl looked puzzled at Eunhyuk, who just shrugged and gave Donghae a brief smile.
Donghae started feeling an itch sensation in his nose, he sniffed and tried to stop the sneeze that was trying to fall, and succeeded, but Eunhyuk didn’t fail to notice it.
“Oppa, are you okay?” The girl asked.
Donghae nodded and inched closer to her sealing her lips with his own.
Eunhyuk looked grossed at them watching how their saliva mixed together and squealed, not of joy but disgust. Why he had to witness that? WHY? He asked. It was for Donghae’s health sake, he repeated inwardly, so he diverted his gaze towards Donghae’s hands, the last allergic reaction he had was on his hands too, so he thought it would be a better sight. Oh, how wrong he was. Donghae’s hands were placed one on the girl’s waist and the other one was on her thigh, which was by the way bared due to her short mini skirt. And how he wished that at least those manly hands were firmly placed there, but no, Donghae has to be such a whore and had them moving freely against the flesh and cloth of the obnoxious bitch, how Eunhyuk kindly referred to the girl in his head.
Donghae was too engrossed in eat the girl up when familiar but unpleasant images started to come to his mind. Memories of his childhood and her gross aunt’s friend and how the vulgar woman greeted him every time she saw him, sloppy kisses all over his face and the touches all over his small and fragile body, not to mention the fat complexion and her face covered in big pimples, that was a memory that Donghae decided to erase from his brain since said woman moved out from his neighborhood.
Meanwhile Eunhyuk noticed how Donghae’s hands were starting to get in a pink hue and how they left the girl’s body to kind of scratch each other hand.
Donghae opened his eyes and broke the kiss as the itching feeling in his hands and lips started to itch even more. His nose started to ache and fast he tried to reach for a napkin and blow his nose. He started to sneeze uncontrollably and the girl looked worried at him.
“Oppa, are you okay?” She asked.
Donghae tried to answer but only managed to nod before Eunhyuk stood from his seat and came towards him, handing him two pills and his nasal spray.
“We have to go” Eunhyuk said and dragged Donghae back to his car, leaving a pouting and annoyed girl behind.
-
“So, you know what caused your allergy back in the mall?” Eunhyuk asked.
They were back in their apartment both of them sat in the sofa and Donghae’ sneezes had stopped.
“I’m not sure”
“Donghae, it’s kind of obvious. And I’m not saying this because my IQ is 130.”
“Shut up, smarty pants!”
“I guess I know how it started, though,” Donghae said.
“Well…” Eunhyuk said, eyebrows furrowing with anticipation.
“It started with a dream, well a nightmare I have been having constantly... but the allergy doesn’t come in the nights but in the day when I’m -”
“…With girls?” Eunhyuk finished for him.
Donghae bit his lip nodding slowly at Eunhyuk as he eyed him with fear.
“Am I allergic to… gi-irls?” He asked stuttering.
“It seems so” Eunhyuk sighed, trying to suppress the laugh that was threating to come at the pitiful situation of his friend.
“Eunhyukkie!” Donghae wailed with tears in his eyes as he threw himself in the arms of a willing Eunhyuk ready to comfort his poor and gloomy best friend.
-
Donghae didn’t go to classes the next three days, his phone and computer were off and the TV never on. He didn’t want to leave his room even for a shower, the only times his bedroom’s door opened were when Eunhyuk brought him food, because it didn’t matter he was upset and depressed he couldn’t avoid his three meals a day.
His friends were asking Eunhyuk in every chance they got where was Donghae and why he hasn’t attended any class or call. So one day, frustrated by the annoying questions Eunhyuk brought the group of friends to his apartment so they could see why Donghae was not reachable, unavailable.
Eunhyuk opened Donghae’s bedroom room and turned on the lights.
Curled into a ball in the deepest, darkest corner of his room, Donghae sobbed.
His friends stumbled upon his body and decided to humor him. “What’s wrong?”
Donghae peeked from his pillow to look at his friends, pursuing his lips and sobbing “The worst thing possible!” he cried. “I’m allergic to girls! To women!”
And with that, he jumped into the arms of his beloved best friend, howling and wailing until he could shed tears no more. The poor man.
Eunhyuk just embraced him back, patting his back softly as their friends eyed Donghae bemused concluding that it was better to leave.
“It’s okay, Hae. Don’t cry” Eunhyuk tried to soothe him.
“No! It is not okay!” Donghae stubbornly said.
“I put on an old DVD I found in my laptop and it was a porn! A porn, Eunhyuk!” He exclaimed.
“And what about that?” Eunhyuk asked confused.
“Everything was fine, but in the moment the girl appeared my arms started to itch! I had to close the video” He cried as he explained.
“And…?”
“And?! You dare to ask and?! Don’t you see this wood here?!” Donghae exclaimed as he showed the apparent bulge between his legs.
Eunhyuk blushed. He was gay for God’s sake, did Donghae forget that? He cleared his throat and tried to not stare too much at Donghae’s tent.
“You can, uh, touch yourself” he suggested.
Donghae widened his eyes. “What?! Are you crazy?! Touch my thing? That’s gross, ew no!”
“Then go and find a girl and leave me alone” Eunhyuk said.
“I can’t” Donghae pouted, “Every time I see a girl I imagine that gross woman that I had of neighbor when I was a kid. It’s gross. Every chick looks like her. And I don’t want my face to look like a lychee, but a peach, a smooth and soft peach!”
Eunhyuk’s left eye twitched, but yes, he had to admit that Donghae skin looked and felt like a peach, not that he deliberately had touched his arms before just to feel the softness of his skin, no, never.
“You want me to help you?” Eunhyuk asked, his heart beat increasing and his teeth nibbled at his lower lip.
“What?” Donghae asked, seeing how Eunhyuk got quickly on his knees and started undoing Donghae’s pants.
“What are you ah- shit!” He tried to ask but Eunhyuk’s hands were fast and magical.
His pants were already around his ankles and Eunhyuk was lowering his underwear with soft but needy touches.
Here Eunhyuk was, face to face to the friend he had always wanted to meet, just inches separated from it, he closed his eyes, sighed and cleared his throat before continue. He was just helping his friend, right? Just a favor to Donghae for being the good friend he was and the tremendous sexual tension he gave him.
“Eunhyuk, what are you - ?”
“Shh, I’ll make it go. Relax, you look tense.”
Eunhyuk muttered in a low and husky voice, one that Donghae had never heard before in him.
Donghae blushed; he didn’t know if it was because one guy was talking huskily to him, or because said guy was breathing against his junior or because he kind of liked the feeling in his south.
“Ah!” Donghae let out a wild and high pitched moan when Hyukjae took his length by the base and began pumping. He didn’t expect this to feel that good.
Eunhyuk smirked at the sound of Donghae, taking that as a cue that Donghae was enjoying the touches, so he got braver and put the length inside his mouth.
“Shit…” Donghae cursed closing his eyes as the pleasure was too much. No girl did make him feel that good before. Was this a gay thing?
It… feels so… good, Donghae thought as Eunhyuk kept sucking him, hollowing his cheeks and slurping his dick in every thrust.
So, that’s why that gay club is called ‘We love to slurp’, he acknowledged in his mind, biting his lips harshly to prevent his mouth to utter more obscene and forbidden noises.
He threw his head backwards when Eunhyuk bit his head, tugging the flesh and humming, passing his tongue over the little hole, giving more licks and sucks at the shaft as his mouth never stopped thrusting into him.
All the blood from his body was already on his member, but his cheeks were still painted in a rosy tone, his forehead sweating and his lower lip swollen for the unnecessary nibbling. He opened his eyes looking down through half opened eyelids at Eunhyuk, who was busy sucking him, he didn’t know why but the sight was alluring and it sent a jolt to his shaft that hit the insides of Eunhyuk’s cheek as the man groaned but kept sucking and he looked up to meet Donghae’s eyes, continuing with his job as he lewdly gazed straight at Donghae.
“Eun-hyu-kk,” Donghae moaned, closing his eyes as Eunhyuk’s speed increased. He brought his hand to Eunhyuk’s head tugging the blonde strands of hair and his body was heating up and burning with ecstasy.
Eunhyuk massaged the balls too, trying to produce more lust and pleasure to Donghae and he knew it reached its goal when Donghae didn’t stop moaning and cursing and how his knees went wobbly that he had to hold his thighs to keep him steady.
A few seconds later Donghae came, exploding inside Eunhyuk’s mouth, the latter swallowing his seeds with no remorse whatsoever.
Eunhyuk stood up and Donghae eyed him between his half-closed eyes.
“Shit, did you swallow it? Eunhyuk you are so gross” Donghae panted heavenly.
Eunhyuk wiped the remains from his lips with the palm of his hand and shamelessly wore a smirk meanwhile he brought his arms around Donghae’s neck, he closed his eyes and tilted his head angling his lips to meet Donghae’s, he gave a little peck, then two pecks, and then he shoved his tongue inside Donghae’s mouth, letting the younger to have a taste of himself.
Donghae wanted to blame his still blank and non-existent brain when he found himself kissing back Eunhyuk. His lips clutching between each lip and getting it soaked wet in saliva. He moaned when Eunhyuk deepened the kiss and started ravishing his mouth with his tongue, trying to get any sight of life he found.
But Eunhyuk was gone, leaving a panting Donghae laying aimlessly on his bed.
-
The day after that Donghae didn’t go to school again, Eunhyuk sighed serenely, at least he didn’t need to face Donghae after what they did. But being the kind and good person he was the shame didn’t stop him to knock at Donghae’s door and putting a tray filled with food in the morning before going to classes and another time after coming back at home.
The second day after he returned from his last class he chuckled when he found the bathroom’s light turned on and a wet towel hanging on the door, meaning Dirty Donghae had finally decided to take a bath after four days.
He went to the living room and opened his big, scratch that, enormous book of Immunology Vol. II, put on his glasses and started reading.
Two hours later Donghae’s door opened and a freshly and cheery Donghae appeared beside Eunhyuk.
Eunhyuk widened his eyes in slight surprise and worry. He coughed and closed the book, putting it back on the table.
It was an usual sight, if we were talking about a week before, the normal Donghae before going out in a date. But today it was an odd sight.
“Eunhyukkie!” Donghae grinned.
Eunhyuk flinched and cleared his throat.
“Yes?” His voice was raspy, not having uttered a word for almost a whole day.
“I was thinking…” Donghae started, and Eunhyuk thought ‘Oh, you actually think?’
“Since everyone wants my face and skin to look as smooth as a peach…” He paused, “Would you like to be my farmer?” Donghae murmured lowly, his cheeks turning red as he said that.
Is that a confession?
Donghae looked up at him, muttering a ‘duh!’
Shit! Did I just say that out loud? Eunhyuk asked this time ensuring that the question didn’t slip from his lips.
Donghae bit his lower lip and cleared his throat, urging the dazed Eunhyuk to quickly answer to him.
But did Eunhyuk really have to answer to that? He guessed the answer was pretty obvious, but well he had to remind himself he was talking about Stupid Donghae and so he smiled as he answered 'Yes, Donghae.'
Donghae grinned and jumped onto him, hugging him tightly and kissing his cheek.
“So, am I gay now?” Donghae asked childishly.
Eunhyuk had to chuckle at that, he gave him a chaste kiss and said, “Yes, you are, Donghae.”
“Do I have to ask Heechul to invite me to his club?”
Eunhyuk laughed and gave him a smug smile. “We first have to check if you apply to the club.”
Donghae pouted with a blink of his eyes.
“But, I have a question first” Donghae said, looking all serious this time.
“What?” Eunhyuk asked back as he put his glasses on the table over his book.
“If you are gay what are you doing in the baseball team?”
“What?”
“Baseball is a manly sport, not a gay one”
“Donghae”
“And now that I think about it, you are not even good at baseball”
“…”
“So, Eunhyuk?”
Have you seen baseball players’ asses? I mean, have you ever seen your ass? Eunhyuk said in his mind.
“What?” Donghae asked with wide eyes.
“Shit, did I say that out loud again?” Eunhyuk asked with creased eyebrows.
“Yes, honey” Donghae said with a grin.
“Now you better put a good use to this ass if you don’t want to lose your job as a farmer.” Donghae winked.
And Eunhyuk laughed as he carried the younger towards his bedroom to, well, do his job.
-
“Wait!!! You should wear this dress and these undies,” Donghae said, most of his clothes already discarded on the floor, he pulled a box from under the bed showing Eunhyuk a tight and short red dress with a pair of red stockings matching with a red panties.
“I still have to get used to this thing without girls, so...”
Eunhyuk watched with horror the offensive clothes as a grinning Donghae blinked cutely.
“Hell no!” He refused immediately.
“But Hyukkie!” Donghae pouted.
“If you want it so much then wear it yourself!”
“Okay!” Donghae gladly complied as he started to struggle with the panties.
“Hyukkie, where do I put my -oh, there”
“Do I look hot in red, Hyukkie?”
Fuck yes! But you would look even hotter if you stop that and I get you naked beneath me.
Eunhyuk said in his mind as he got above Donghae like a hungry werewolf.
A/N TA-DAH! Jeez, Why can't I stop writing gay porn? I don't even know if this can be called crack or comedy o.ò
Did you like it? Did I make you smile and laugh with these dorks :)?
Thanks for reading!!