I want to make you laugh....
a Filene's Valentine's Day commercial: "Spend $xx and get a free VD gift for her" ... "This Valentine's Day, give her something she'll never forget"
[yes, they said 'vee-dee']
a girl goes to the doctor because she has a rash on her chest. The rash is in the shape of an H and the doctor goes "hmm, that's a strange shape, how did you get that rash?" the girl answers "my boyfriend goes to Harvard and never takes his sweatshirt off". Six months later, she goes back to the doctor because she has another rash. This time, it's in the shape of a Y, and again the doctor asks how she got the rash. She tells him "My boyfriend goes to Yale and he never takes his sweatshirt off" Six months later, she goes back again with another rash, this one in the shape of an M. The doctor goes "Let me guess... your boyfriend goes to MIT?" She replies "Nope...Wellesley"
[yes, they said 'vee-dee']
a girl goes to the doctor because she has a rash on her chest. The rash is in the shape of an H and the doctor goes "hmm, that's a strange shape, how did you get that rash?" the girl answers "my boyfriend goes to Harvard and never takes his sweatshirt off". Six months later, she goes back to the doctor because she has another rash. This time, it's in the shape of a Y, and again the doctor asks how she got the rash. She tells him "My boyfriend goes to Yale and he never takes his sweatshirt off" Six months later, she goes back again with another rash, this one in the shape of an M. The doctor goes "Let me guess... your boyfriend goes to MIT?" She replies "Nope...Wellesley"