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I was reading old journal entries when I happened on this survey, which I apparently never quite finished. Thus, I have finished it.
69 QUESTIONS
1. Initials:
RCL
2. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
Billy Badass Barrington, LOL
3. Favorite fruit?
Mango! Fig! Guava! Jonagold apples! Starfruit!
4. For or against same-sex marriage?
For. To each, their own!
5. Are you allergic to anything?
Anything? EVERYTHING.
6. Are you bisexual?
I am not.
7. Have you ever slept in someone else's clothes?
... yes.
8. How many U.S. states have you been to?
Ocho.
9. How many of those U.S. states have you lived in?
Uno.
10. Have you ever lived outside of the U.S.?
No, but sometimes I think that I would like to, just for a little while.
11. Name something physical you like about yourself.
My hair, my eyes.
12. Something non-physical you like about yourself.
I'm so much cooler than your girlfriend.
13. Do you have any pets?
Yeeeees.
14. What is your dream car?
A DeLorean on thirty-fours.
15. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Alaska. Before it flippin' melts.
16. Are you bipolar?
No. Yes. Maybe. I'll kill you.
17. What dream car do you want your husband/wife to drive?
This question is way dumb. Or, I could go with "a DeLorean on thirty-fours."
18. Where do you want to go on a first date?
Rome. Bling bling!
19. Would you date the person who posted this before you?
... no. That whole non-bisexual thing is comin' into play.
20. Has anyone ever sang or played music for you personally?
Yes.
21. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
How trite! And no!
22. What was the last text message you received?
"lol. FINE!"
23. Have you ever bungee-jumped?
Yah, all the time. It's my favorite. Not.
24. Have you ever gone whitewater rafting?
Whoo, extreme survey.
25. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
That's not so strange. How about ten years YOUNGER, whoo boy.
26. Are you racist?
Yes. I hate white people. Wait - I'm white. Oh snap.
27. What song are you listening to right now?
Peter Frampton - Baby, I Love Your Way(live)
28. What's your favorite song at the moment?
Prince - Raspberry Beret
29. What was the last movie that you watched?
The Prestige
30. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
Red Ink
31. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
Unless hanging a ridiculous amount of underwear off of someone's car is considered vandalism, then no, I have not ever seriously vandalized someone else's property.
32. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
I have, and rightly so.
33. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
This varies per specimen.
34. What's your favorite body part on the opposite sex?
See: response to #33.
35. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Iced coffee. Lots of skim milk. Add sugar and I'll kick your lily ass.
36. Say something totally random about yourself.
I'm not that cool.
37. Do you have an iPod?
No.
38. Has anyone ever said that you look like a celebrity?
Yes, but... they were very unstable.
39. Do you have freckles?
Not really.
40. Are you comfortable with your height?
No. For all of my life, I have wanted nothing more than to be 12.4 feet tall. My heart's desire.
41. Do you love someone right now?
I love many people.
42. How tall are you?
5'5"
43. Do you speak any other language other than English?
I don't even speak English. Wow, imagine that...
44. Have you ever ridden in a limousine?
No.
45. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Someone that I once had been very close to but no longer was when they passed, yes.
46. Do you watch MTV?
CMT. VH1 on '80's days.
48. What's something that really annoys you?
Close-talkers and pretty girls who eat like barbarians and drink beer.
50. Do you like Michael Jackson?
That guy rocks.
51. Have you ever surfed?
... the web, huzzah! Crowd-surf, yes. REAL surf, no. As opposed to FAKE surf.
52. Do you know how to pump gas?
Seriously? Are you serious right now? You can't be serious. Seriously. Yes. Seriously?! COME on.
53. Do you drive?
No, driving is for wussies. Go-go-gadget CHOPPAH'!
54. What's the latest you have ever stayed out?
11:30 in the morning. No, really, that's when I came in and went to bed. On purpose.
55. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
Yes. I do not recommend this.
56. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
... yes. Turns out you really can choke on flippin' marshmallows when you play Chubby Bunny. I'm lying.
57. Have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do?
Yeah. I didn't do it.
58. What's your favorite state to live in?
... Florida. I have never known anything else, but I don't mind.
59. What color is your hair?
Chrome.
60. What color are your eyes?
Pseudo-brown. A lighter brown. Diet brown. Ha!
61. Do you have any special talents?
Pastry radar.
62. Favorite non-alcoholic beverage?
Dunk's iced coffee.
63. Favorite city?
Lick Skillet, Tennessee. I haven't ever been there, but that's one hell of a name, right?!
64. Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
No. Crazy horses are enough for me, thanks.
65. If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?
The cook. Or maybe the mermaid who hangs out on the bow of the boat.
66. Who do you live with?
Parental units, numbers two and three; "the mommees."
67. Last thing you watched on TV?
Infomercial?
68. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
Glasses. Rarely in public.
69. Have you ever taken a roadtrip?
Yes, and hope to again someday!
69 QUESTIONS
1. Initials:
RCL
2. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
Billy Badass Barrington, LOL
3. Favorite fruit?
Mango! Fig! Guava! Jonagold apples! Starfruit!
4. For or against same-sex marriage?
For. To each, their own!
5. Are you allergic to anything?
Anything? EVERYTHING.
6. Are you bisexual?
I am not.
7. Have you ever slept in someone else's clothes?
... yes.
8. How many U.S. states have you been to?
Ocho.
9. How many of those U.S. states have you lived in?
Uno.
10. Have you ever lived outside of the U.S.?
No, but sometimes I think that I would like to, just for a little while.
11. Name something physical you like about yourself.
My hair, my eyes.
12. Something non-physical you like about yourself.
I'm so much cooler than your girlfriend.
13. Do you have any pets?
Yeeeees.
14. What is your dream car?
A DeLorean on thirty-fours.
15. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Alaska. Before it flippin' melts.
16. Are you bipolar?
No. Yes. Maybe. I'll kill you.
17. What dream car do you want your husband/wife to drive?
This question is way dumb. Or, I could go with "a DeLorean on thirty-fours."
18. Where do you want to go on a first date?
Rome. Bling bling!
19. Would you date the person who posted this before you?
... no. That whole non-bisexual thing is comin' into play.
20. Has anyone ever sang or played music for you personally?
Yes.
21. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
How trite! And no!
22. What was the last text message you received?
"lol. FINE!"
23. Have you ever bungee-jumped?
Yah, all the time. It's my favorite. Not.
24. Have you ever gone whitewater rafting?
Whoo, extreme survey.
25. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
That's not so strange. How about ten years YOUNGER, whoo boy.
26. Are you racist?
Yes. I hate white people. Wait - I'm white. Oh snap.
27. What song are you listening to right now?
Peter Frampton - Baby, I Love Your Way(live)
28. What's your favorite song at the moment?
Prince - Raspberry Beret
29. What was the last movie that you watched?
The Prestige
30. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
Red Ink
31. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
Unless hanging a ridiculous amount of underwear off of someone's car is considered vandalism, then no, I have not ever seriously vandalized someone else's property.
32. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
I have, and rightly so.
33. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
This varies per specimen.
34. What's your favorite body part on the opposite sex?
See: response to #33.
35. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Iced coffee. Lots of skim milk. Add sugar and I'll kick your lily ass.
36. Say something totally random about yourself.
I'm not that cool.
37. Do you have an iPod?
No.
38. Has anyone ever said that you look like a celebrity?
Yes, but... they were very unstable.
39. Do you have freckles?
Not really.
40. Are you comfortable with your height?
No. For all of my life, I have wanted nothing more than to be 12.4 feet tall. My heart's desire.
41. Do you love someone right now?
I love many people.
42. How tall are you?
5'5"
43. Do you speak any other language other than English?
I don't even speak English. Wow, imagine that...
44. Have you ever ridden in a limousine?
No.
45. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Someone that I once had been very close to but no longer was when they passed, yes.
46. Do you watch MTV?
CMT. VH1 on '80's days.
48. What's something that really annoys you?
Close-talkers and pretty girls who eat like barbarians and drink beer.
50. Do you like Michael Jackson?
That guy rocks.
51. Have you ever surfed?
... the web, huzzah! Crowd-surf, yes. REAL surf, no. As opposed to FAKE surf.
52. Do you know how to pump gas?
Seriously? Are you serious right now? You can't be serious. Seriously. Yes. Seriously?! COME on.
53. Do you drive?
No, driving is for wussies. Go-go-gadget CHOPPAH'!
54. What's the latest you have ever stayed out?
11:30 in the morning. No, really, that's when I came in and went to bed. On purpose.
55. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
Yes. I do not recommend this.
56. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
... yes. Turns out you really can choke on flippin' marshmallows when you play Chubby Bunny. I'm lying.
57. Have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do?
Yeah. I didn't do it.
58. What's your favorite state to live in?
... Florida. I have never known anything else, but I don't mind.
59. What color is your hair?
Chrome.
60. What color are your eyes?
Pseudo-brown. A lighter brown. Diet brown. Ha!
61. Do you have any special talents?
Pastry radar.
62. Favorite non-alcoholic beverage?
Dunk's iced coffee.
63. Favorite city?
Lick Skillet, Tennessee. I haven't ever been there, but that's one hell of a name, right?!
64. Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
No. Crazy horses are enough for me, thanks.
65. If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?
The cook. Or maybe the mermaid who hangs out on the bow of the boat.
66. Who do you live with?
Parental units, numbers two and three; "the mommees."
67. Last thing you watched on TV?
Infomercial?
68. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
Glasses. Rarely in public.
69. Have you ever taken a roadtrip?
Yes, and hope to again someday!