Dessert gyros
25 Random Things
1. I am, in all reality, a cookie monster.
2. I firmly believe that all motor vehicles should come equipped with u-turn signals.
3. Yes, chickens DO have souls.
4. Some people swear and yell when they're stressed out. I just laugh. Uncontrollably. Maniacally, even.
5. I wear boots and spurs to high-end restaurants and formal attire to the Shrimp Shack.
6. I have a velociraptor keychain.
7. I am absolutely horrified of tornadoes.
8. There is no greater travesty known to mankind than poorly-crafted chocolate.
9. Bippity. Boppity. Boo.
10. I love to watch thunderstorms out of early-nineties Ford pickups.
11. My horse is smarter than your honor student.
12. The Earth is banana-shaped.
13. I typically do not put syrup on my pancakes.
14. What tattoos? I was BORN this way.
15. My superpower? Doughnut radar.
16. If you have ever recieved mail from me, you'll be sure to have your trashcan ready next time.
17. Big Brother is watching!
18. I haven't had a bed in my room since the fall of 1999.
19. When I was sixteen, I drank a cup of griddle grease at work for twenty dollars. It wasn't worth it.
20. Some do. Some don't. I might.
21. I have been known to spontaneously jump off of boats into the sea.
22. Forget diamonds. Seafood is a girl's best friend.
23. The speed of light is 30 billion centimeters per second.
24. I can hula-hoop like nobody's business.
25. You make dinner, I'll make dessert.
1. I am, in all reality, a cookie monster.
2. I firmly believe that all motor vehicles should come equipped with u-turn signals.
3. Yes, chickens DO have souls.
4. Some people swear and yell when they're stressed out. I just laugh. Uncontrollably. Maniacally, even.
5. I wear boots and spurs to high-end restaurants and formal attire to the Shrimp Shack.
6. I have a velociraptor keychain.
7. I am absolutely horrified of tornadoes.
8. There is no greater travesty known to mankind than poorly-crafted chocolate.
9. Bippity. Boppity. Boo.
10. I love to watch thunderstorms out of early-nineties Ford pickups.
11. My horse is smarter than your honor student.
12. The Earth is banana-shaped.
13. I typically do not put syrup on my pancakes.
14. What tattoos? I was BORN this way.
15. My superpower? Doughnut radar.
16. If you have ever recieved mail from me, you'll be sure to have your trashcan ready next time.
17. Big Brother is watching!
18. I haven't had a bed in my room since the fall of 1999.
19. When I was sixteen, I drank a cup of griddle grease at work for twenty dollars. It wasn't worth it.
20. Some do. Some don't. I might.
21. I have been known to spontaneously jump off of boats into the sea.
22. Forget diamonds. Seafood is a girl's best friend.
23. The speed of light is 30 billion centimeters per second.
24. I can hula-hoop like nobody's business.
25. You make dinner, I'll make dessert.