PATRICK: Okay, so. Question. And just. Bear with me here.
ME: ...
PATRICK: Okay.
PATRICK: When you hear the phrase "vagina birds"...
PATRICK: do you think of, A, a flying vagina with little talons
PATRICK: or B, birds nestled in a vagina
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ME: B.
ME: I hate you so much.