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so, in the past week, i've burned myself twice while cooking (once for each arm, of course) and knocked my right leg on a low drawer, creating a nice lump to match my other one (which is filled with pins and screws!).

hand-eye coordination is overrated, really. it's only necessary if you mind an assortment of scars and bruises or knowing glances from abused women.