Letters to my characters:
Since dear_muse seems to be mostly used by TM people these days and these are mostly story people.
Dear Agravaine,
Just why are you such a stubborn jackass? I get that you're remaining completely true to yourself and your principles in this part of the story, but really this isn't helping Gawain or I find a conclusion or a way for you to grasp the point of the whole story. Honnestly, you need to quit it.
Exasperatedly,
The Writer
Dear Gawain,
You didn't have to be so smug at him. What did you expect the man to do, decide that you were right and trust them all implicitly? If the world were full of the sorts of people you seem to think that it is, it would be such a better place. Or they would all be dead. I'm reserving my judgment on that matter for now. It's your entire fault I've written myself in this corner, the least thing you could do is help.
Irritatedly,
The Writer
Dear Tristram,
Aww you're so cute and little and kind of a teenaged dickhead. I'm curious to know exactly when your personality changed, because the kid you are in the Pedobear saga has little to no resemblance to the man you've become by the time None But A Harper starts.
Confused,
The Writer
Dear Mark,
I'm so bored with you dancing around the issue of whether or not you're acting on this. I feel bad for saying that you should just get on with seducing your nephew properly even though he's of a perfectly legal age for the period, I suppose, but really...you ought to just get on with it. I also don't know whether I like you, am appalled by you or something in between. It's interesting the things you notice about people and the things you think and worry about. You're just about the weirdest mix between creepy and awesome that there is.
Baffled,
The Writer
Dear Ahsoka,
Come back honey, I miss you.
Love,
The Mun
Dear Agravaine,
Just why are you such a stubborn jackass? I get that you're remaining completely true to yourself and your principles in this part of the story, but really this isn't helping Gawain or I find a conclusion or a way for you to grasp the point of the whole story. Honnestly, you need to quit it.
Exasperatedly,
The Writer
Dear Gawain,
You didn't have to be so smug at him. What did you expect the man to do, decide that you were right and trust them all implicitly? If the world were full of the sorts of people you seem to think that it is, it would be such a better place. Or they would all be dead. I'm reserving my judgment on that matter for now. It's your entire fault I've written myself in this corner, the least thing you could do is help.
Irritatedly,
The Writer
Dear Tristram,
Aww you're so cute and little and kind of a teenaged dickhead. I'm curious to know exactly when your personality changed, because the kid you are in the Pedobear saga has little to no resemblance to the man you've become by the time None But A Harper starts.
Confused,
The Writer
Dear Mark,
I'm so bored with you dancing around the issue of whether or not you're acting on this. I feel bad for saying that you should just get on with seducing your nephew properly even though he's of a perfectly legal age for the period, I suppose, but really...you ought to just get on with it. I also don't know whether I like you, am appalled by you or something in between. It's interesting the things you notice about people and the things you think and worry about. You're just about the weirdest mix between creepy and awesome that there is.
Baffled,
The Writer
Dear Ahsoka,
Come back honey, I miss you.
Love,
The Mun