100 Questions
Nov, 2002
I don't know what compelled me to fill out a in-depth personal survey the length of the Adige, but here I am. I just hope a bunch of weirdos on the internet don't read this.
-Demos
1.ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
My, aren't we forward? When I was young in Italy, nonno had quite a lot of money and just as many enemies. It was only a matter of time before I got kidnapped, really. Those idiots cursed me with having the same haircut for the rest of my life, to hide it. I look like one of those sad boys from Drama Club. If Dad hadn't killed them, I would have.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
A painting of an old man by Emily, some framed black and white photos of Verona and Venice. There are also a few small photos of my family and friends.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
It's a Samsung SGH-S105. I hope they come out with some nicer looking phones, soon. At least this one has a color screen.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Classical, jazz, opera, Italian, a little bit of rock
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
1am
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
For Yale to come to Southport. Or burn to the ground.
Don't tell Ferris.
8.WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
N/A
9. THE BEST TV SHOW EVER CREATED:
Top Chef or The Sopranos
10. THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO?
Uncle Victor
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Why would I get scared in the dark?
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
.....
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
Acqua di Gio, Giorgio Armani
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I kind of like the tall, dark, and handsome thing. If they were blond I'd be too tempted to call him 'Ken.' Not you, Seamus. You're too filthy to be Ken.
15. WOULD YOU RATHER BE SMART OR FUNNY?
Smart. I'll leave the humor up to other people.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Coffee. How could you even ask me this? Do I look like a frat boy or a Warcraft player?
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
White: Ricotta, Mozzarella, no sauce
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A small bigne.
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Aunt Vanni caught me smoking. Sue me.
20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
Italian, Venetian, and Sicilian. I've been taking a Japanese class the past 2 semesters.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
Nonno bought my parents a new house when I was born. I suppose that counts.
22. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE?
My boyfriend, obviously.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
In ways you can't even imagine.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Giorgio Armani
25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
Alfa Romeo 2600 Spider
26. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
Black
27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF EXERCISE?
Exercise...? Does horseback riding count?
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Leaving forever, to their grave? Or leaving for a short holiday, like to Hawaii?
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Kill somebody for them.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
1
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brunettes.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
Ferris, probably. Maybe Uncle Victor.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Having to repeat myself, or being underestimated.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE U.S.?
I was born out of the US.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Every muscle in my body.
36. TATER TOTS OR FRIES?
I'm not wild about either of them.
37. FIRST JOB?
Cooking in the family restaurant.
38. EVER PRANK CALLED SOMEONE?
Don't be silly.
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS?
Bach's Anna Magdalena No. 03, Minuet in F
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I'm pleased with my appearance, but if I had to, I'd be a few inches taller.
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Because I won by 4 votes. Wait, what does that mean?
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
Everything. No, I'm not kidding.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Reap the profits of smuggling and distributing.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Some new firearms. Yes, more.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
I have no interest in children.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Dad named me after Demosthenes, a Greek orator. Yes, it fits in really well with the rest of my family's Italian names. Oh look, I'm being sarcastic.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Once in a while I catch myself doing so and then promptly stop.
48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
My trigger finger.
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
I choose not to answer this question, thank you.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Of course I do, it's beautiful.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Capicola
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
I smoke too much, if that counts. I also get moody.
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
I own nothing embarrassing.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Absolutely not.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
Of course not, I keep my word.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Looks definitely matter. So I'm shallow, oh well.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER?
Go to the shooting range. Or maybe the home of someone I don't like.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
If you don't count the Giorgetti compound, then it's Ferris' house.
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
No, that would be foolish.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
A chess board, though Dad never did get around to teaching me how to play... Nonno did.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
Around 180.
62. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
I think this question was answered by an earlier one.
63. DO YOU KNOW ANYONE FAMOUS?
I know my grandfather, I know the mayor of Southport, and I know a good number of local actors and singers.
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Are you kidding me?
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Someone handsome and intelligent who respects me, but doesn't worship me. He is preferably taller.
... and makes me feel safe.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
......
Fine.
The Ghost, or Ghostie.
67. HOW MANY PAIRS OF SHOES DO YOU HAVE?
22 pairs.
68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Always.
69. WERE YOU UPSET ABOUT STEVE IRWIN DYING?
Last time I checked, he was still alive.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
I like amaretto or coffee.
71. ARE YOU LAZY?
Well, yes, I guess you could say that. I don't like physical labor. Well, maybe one type...
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
Red and black.
73. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND?
I like Luciano Pavarotti, but he isn't a "band." If I had to pick, then it would be Nek.
74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
None.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Someone else is going to be reading this?
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Some music Ferris gave me.
77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
A piece of plain toast with coffee.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Ferris, about tonight's plans.
79. WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Their physique and their face. I guess what I mean to say is "their looks." We have already established that I am shallow.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG:
Wise Up
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE:
Jews. Just kidding, Ferris. I love you.
82. FAVORITE DRINK:
Wine, espresso
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN:
Cock
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
I enjoy watching Horse racing.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Black
86. EYE COLOR?
Brown
87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
No, I don't.
88. SIBLINGS?
None, but Sergio and Emily are like a brother and sister to me.
89. FAVORITE MONTH(s)
December.
90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Sushi is fantastic, if made properly. None of that grocery store nonsense, thank you.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Good Eats
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Christmas.
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
I'll ask out whoever I please. They usually ask me out first, though.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter. I hate being out in the sun.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Kisses. I'm Italian.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE-NIGHT STANDS?
Are you asking which one I prefer or which one I take part in more frequently?
97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Seamus. He loves wasting time and he loves talking about himself.
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Ferris. He hates wasting time and he hates talking about himself.
99. Create your own question! Whoo!
Oh, please.
100. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
I've lost count of the number.
I don't know what compelled me to fill out a in-depth personal survey the length of the Adige, but here I am. I just hope a bunch of weirdos on the internet don't read this.
-Demos
1.ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
My, aren't we forward? When I was young in Italy, nonno had quite a lot of money and just as many enemies. It was only a matter of time before I got kidnapped, really. Those idiots cursed me with having the same haircut for the rest of my life, to hide it. I look like one of those sad boys from Drama Club. If Dad hadn't killed them, I would have.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
A painting of an old man by Emily, some framed black and white photos of Verona and Venice. There are also a few small photos of my family and friends.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
It's a Samsung SGH-S105. I hope they come out with some nicer looking phones, soon. At least this one has a color screen.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Classical, jazz, opera, Italian, a little bit of rock
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
1am
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
For Yale to come to Southport. Or burn to the ground.
Don't tell Ferris.
8.WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
N/A
9. THE BEST TV SHOW EVER CREATED:
Top Chef or The Sopranos
10. THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO?
Uncle Victor
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Why would I get scared in the dark?
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
.....
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
Acqua di Gio, Giorgio Armani
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I kind of like the tall, dark, and handsome thing. If they were blond I'd be too tempted to call him 'Ken.' Not you, Seamus. You're too filthy to be Ken.
15. WOULD YOU RATHER BE SMART OR FUNNY?
Smart. I'll leave the humor up to other people.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Coffee. How could you even ask me this? Do I look like a frat boy or a Warcraft player?
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
White: Ricotta, Mozzarella, no sauce
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A small bigne.
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Aunt Vanni caught me smoking. Sue me.
20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
Italian, Venetian, and Sicilian. I've been taking a Japanese class the past 2 semesters.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
Nonno bought my parents a new house when I was born. I suppose that counts.
22. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE?
My boyfriend, obviously.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
In ways you can't even imagine.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Giorgio Armani
25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
Alfa Romeo 2600 Spider
26. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
Black
27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF EXERCISE?
Exercise...? Does horseback riding count?
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Leaving forever, to their grave? Or leaving for a short holiday, like to Hawaii?
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Kill somebody for them.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
1
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brunettes.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
Ferris, probably. Maybe Uncle Victor.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Having to repeat myself, or being underestimated.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE U.S.?
I was born out of the US.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Every muscle in my body.
36. TATER TOTS OR FRIES?
I'm not wild about either of them.
37. FIRST JOB?
Cooking in the family restaurant.
38. EVER PRANK CALLED SOMEONE?
Don't be silly.
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS?
Bach's Anna Magdalena No. 03, Minuet in F
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I'm pleased with my appearance, but if I had to, I'd be a few inches taller.
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Because I won by 4 votes. Wait, what does that mean?
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
Everything. No, I'm not kidding.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Reap the profits of smuggling and distributing.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Some new firearms. Yes, more.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
I have no interest in children.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Dad named me after Demosthenes, a Greek orator. Yes, it fits in really well with the rest of my family's Italian names. Oh look, I'm being sarcastic.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Once in a while I catch myself doing so and then promptly stop.
48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
My trigger finger.
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
I choose not to answer this question, thank you.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Of course I do, it's beautiful.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Capicola
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
I smoke too much, if that counts. I also get moody.
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
I own nothing embarrassing.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Absolutely not.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
Of course not, I keep my word.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Looks definitely matter. So I'm shallow, oh well.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER?
Go to the shooting range. Or maybe the home of someone I don't like.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
If you don't count the Giorgetti compound, then it's Ferris' house.
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
No, that would be foolish.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
A chess board, though Dad never did get around to teaching me how to play... Nonno did.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
Around 180.
62. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
I think this question was answered by an earlier one.
63. DO YOU KNOW ANYONE FAMOUS?
I know my grandfather, I know the mayor of Southport, and I know a good number of local actors and singers.
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Are you kidding me?
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Someone handsome and intelligent who respects me, but doesn't worship me. He is preferably taller.
... and makes me feel safe.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
......
Fine.
The Ghost, or Ghostie.
67. HOW MANY PAIRS OF SHOES DO YOU HAVE?
22 pairs.
68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Always.
69. WERE YOU UPSET ABOUT STEVE IRWIN DYING?
Last time I checked, he was still alive.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
I like amaretto or coffee.
71. ARE YOU LAZY?
Well, yes, I guess you could say that. I don't like physical labor. Well, maybe one type...
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
Red and black.
73. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND?
I like Luciano Pavarotti, but he isn't a "band." If I had to pick, then it would be Nek.
74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
None.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Someone else is going to be reading this?
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Some music Ferris gave me.
77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
A piece of plain toast with coffee.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Ferris, about tonight's plans.
79. WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Their physique and their face. I guess what I mean to say is "their looks." We have already established that I am shallow.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG:
Wise Up
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE:
Jews. Just kidding, Ferris. I love you.
82. FAVORITE DRINK:
Wine, espresso
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN:
Cock
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
I enjoy watching Horse racing.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Black
86. EYE COLOR?
Brown
87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
No, I don't.
88. SIBLINGS?
None, but Sergio and Emily are like a brother and sister to me.
89. FAVORITE MONTH(s)
December.
90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Sushi is fantastic, if made properly. None of that grocery store nonsense, thank you.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Good Eats
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Christmas.
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
I'll ask out whoever I please. They usually ask me out first, though.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter. I hate being out in the sun.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Kisses. I'm Italian.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE-NIGHT STANDS?
Are you asking which one I prefer or which one I take part in more frequently?
97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Seamus. He loves wasting time and he loves talking about himself.
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Ferris. He hates wasting time and he hates talking about himself.
99. Create your own question! Whoo!
Oh, please.
100. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
I've lost count of the number.