So I just watched BSG and...
I have decided to write a letter,
Dear Ronald and David,
You make me angry. I have decided to take over command of BSG. You are hearby relieved of your duty as producers. You may keep hiring amazing writers and directors however all final decisions shall be made by me and my select group of BSG fanatics who are also displeased with your ability to both make us love and hate everyone on the show. I am tired of having my brain by mushed and consistently screaming at the characters one minute and then crying for them the next.
So also Earth? So anit-climactic we are not pleased. Why? Why did you not kill off Baltar when you had the chance? We hates him. We also demand to know the identity of the fifth right...now. It is vexing us greatly. There will be bloodshed if certain questions are not answered by the next episode, which by the way better be very, very soon. We will not wait weeks. (well we will but not without much anger and egging of houses. Mainly yours)
Please note that we have taken hostages, (your mother Ronald, she came quite willingly. and your video crew no more blog for you David) Hostages will not be given back until command is passed or questions are answered. Curious to know what will happen once command is mine? Well the show will go something like this....
The place they landed on for Earth is Greenland, which for the most part is uninhabited thus the reason for no people to greet them. On running across a sign that says "Welcome to Greenland" Roslin will check in scriptures, which are backed up by "cylon senses" that say this isn't the place to be. Kara in her gung-ho exploring-ness. Will take her Viper and explore the rest of the planet. Perhaps even the super special Earth Beacon will lead her to Greece and Mount Olympus. (Oh and I forgot to mention that Papadama and Roslin are following in a Raptor because Roslin has teh Cancer) They will not be able to take the crafts up Mt. Olympus for some then unknown reason and thus land the crafts and begin a grueling ascent which will bring back nostalgia of the visit to Kobol.
After much scaling and mythology telling and President dying-ness they will eventually either reach the gates of Mt. Olympus (which will have many a cool carving around them) or meet Hermes who will take the rest of the way with many a congrats. They will then be wowed and amazed by the Gods Awesome Presence (of course if we want to be very mythology strict there will be just glowing figures and booming voices because mortals are not supposed to look upon the faces of the Gods. Then there will be ceremony and weeping and Roslin will be able to drink the honey and nectar of the Gods and join to ranks so she may forever watch over her people and await Adama to join her. she will then become the one true Goddess of the colonists and in fact could be the one that Gaius and the Cylons are already refering to. (with the amazing twist she's a Goddess!)
Adama and Kara then fly back to the people with the happy shining spirit of Roslin guiding and blessing them. They gather them all back onto the ships and fly back to Greece or some happy fertile land and mingle happily with the surrounding people. (Heck if we wanted to continue with the weird mythological undertones we could have them be the first seeds of Judaism. (if we could make that work....)
All is happy and prosperous and Cylon and Colonist and People of Earth live happily ever after close with happy Caprica like city and shining Goddess!Roslin smiling down on them.
I have more crazy ideas and there are always room for details.
Anywhoo I'll be zooming over to Toronto shortly to steal your souls.
Not much love,
Kestrel
P.S. I have ninjas on my side.
I would write more here, for example my take on the episode but I have to go to bed and I think I explained myself fairly clearly here. I would love to hear other peoples opinions on how the show should end. Too bad I don't really look at forums and no one reads this... I can dream.
On a none BSG note Stonehenge is in my room, which is cleaner then it has been in weeks. Also I have two scratched that make an X on my arm. It is pretty sweet. (just don't ask how I got it)
Also I believe my mother and I will slowly destroy each other before July. Good times.
I am really going to bed now. night all.
Dear Ronald and David,
You make me angry. I have decided to take over command of BSG. You are hearby relieved of your duty as producers. You may keep hiring amazing writers and directors however all final decisions shall be made by me and my select group of BSG fanatics who are also displeased with your ability to both make us love and hate everyone on the show. I am tired of having my brain by mushed and consistently screaming at the characters one minute and then crying for them the next.
So also Earth? So anit-climactic we are not pleased. Why? Why did you not kill off Baltar when you had the chance? We hates him. We also demand to know the identity of the fifth right...now. It is vexing us greatly. There will be bloodshed if certain questions are not answered by the next episode, which by the way better be very, very soon. We will not wait weeks. (well we will but not without much anger and egging of houses. Mainly yours)
Please note that we have taken hostages, (your mother Ronald, she came quite willingly. and your video crew no more blog for you David) Hostages will not be given back until command is passed or questions are answered. Curious to know what will happen once command is mine? Well the show will go something like this....
The place they landed on for Earth is Greenland, which for the most part is uninhabited thus the reason for no people to greet them. On running across a sign that says "Welcome to Greenland" Roslin will check in scriptures, which are backed up by "cylon senses" that say this isn't the place to be. Kara in her gung-ho exploring-ness. Will take her Viper and explore the rest of the planet. Perhaps even the super special Earth Beacon will lead her to Greece and Mount Olympus. (Oh and I forgot to mention that Papadama and Roslin are following in a Raptor because Roslin has teh Cancer) They will not be able to take the crafts up Mt. Olympus for some then unknown reason and thus land the crafts and begin a grueling ascent which will bring back nostalgia of the visit to Kobol.
After much scaling and mythology telling and President dying-ness they will eventually either reach the gates of Mt. Olympus (which will have many a cool carving around them) or meet Hermes who will take the rest of the way with many a congrats. They will then be wowed and amazed by the Gods Awesome Presence (of course if we want to be very mythology strict there will be just glowing figures and booming voices because mortals are not supposed to look upon the faces of the Gods. Then there will be ceremony and weeping and Roslin will be able to drink the honey and nectar of the Gods and join to ranks so she may forever watch over her people and await Adama to join her. she will then become the one true Goddess of the colonists and in fact could be the one that Gaius and the Cylons are already refering to. (with the amazing twist she's a Goddess!)
Adama and Kara then fly back to the people with the happy shining spirit of Roslin guiding and blessing them. They gather them all back onto the ships and fly back to Greece or some happy fertile land and mingle happily with the surrounding people. (Heck if we wanted to continue with the weird mythological undertones we could have them be the first seeds of Judaism. (if we could make that work....)
All is happy and prosperous and Cylon and Colonist and People of Earth live happily ever after close with happy Caprica like city and shining Goddess!Roslin smiling down on them.
I have more crazy ideas and there are always room for details.
Anywhoo I'll be zooming over to Toronto shortly to steal your souls.
Not much love,
Kestrel
P.S. I have ninjas on my side.
I would write more here, for example my take on the episode but I have to go to bed and I think I explained myself fairly clearly here. I would love to hear other peoples opinions on how the show should end. Too bad I don't really look at forums and no one reads this... I can dream.
On a none BSG note Stonehenge is in my room, which is cleaner then it has been in weeks. Also I have two scratched that make an X on my arm. It is pretty sweet. (just don't ask how I got it)
Also I believe my mother and I will slowly destroy each other before July. Good times.
I am really going to bed now. night all.