The Hobbit, I saw it.

Dec 15, 2012 22:03

So after making a TARDIS cake that the back seat of the car attacked and thus got frosting all over the seat which made me weep (not really) and worry of the potential pain inflicted by my mother and the tragedy that is smooshed TARDIS cake, I saw The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. And....well... It need more Smaug.

I'm just saying, if you are going to put crazy efforts into your Dwarven Halls and trolls, and you are going to make me get up close and personal with that disgusting Orc King-thing the least you could do is give me a glimpse of Smaug. No, the eye blink at the beginning doesn't count, no his attack on the Lonely Mountain doesn't count, I want a full body shot. I am disappoint. And no the rabbit sled or the Elven Moose does not make up for it.

That is all. Carry on.

P.S. Your eagles had fantastic wing movements, even thought they sounded like red tailed hawks which was very distracting. Its like every movie raptor in exisitence uses the audio clip of a red tail hawk and it is very distracting after I personally spent the summer with one screaming at me. His name was Jake, he was old and had athritis. He still likes to scream at people.

P.P.S OH! and the music! I loved the music, I loved how the Misty Mountains song became the theme of the movie, I loved that when Bilbo got the ring the theme of LOTR played, I loved how there were those themes of music playing through the movie. That was fantastic and made me very happy. It was kind of like the BWAAAAA of Inception, but better.

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