Nov 21, 2004 16:21
Ok...so friday was a Party night...I had so much fuckin fun...So earlier, I called up some people to see what was up and I wanted to chill with Yazet, chris, and fredy so We make a plan...can't really remember how it started but we are at one or timas co-workers house...and I was already drunk...Took a couple shots before I left the house...So we get there and Fredy is sopost to be the designated driver...Ok what happened to that??? DAH DAH DAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!! There is BOOZE!!! and lots of it and there is the double shot glass no one can resist so I took a couple double shots...and I see fredy taking shots...Fredy Are you still gonna drive me home? "Yeah I'll be sober by then" (**bullshit**) Whatever...I was chilling with these 2 girls and I don't really remember how it happened but all of a sudde...Wait I do remember...I had to take a mad piss...so I go to the bathroom and the 2 girls I was chillin with are in there...One of them said something like "my friend wants to see what it would be like to kiss you" and i'm like ok chill...whatever so we kiss...then the other girl wants to kiss...so yeah whatever...all the meanwhile I still have to piss! so anywho fredy is way too drunk to drive and he is real drunk! so i'm like fuck it, everyone is going to my boss house!!! So we all go...And listen to this fucked up shit...Yazet leaves me!!! So i'm stuck at my boss house...with only fredy...and he is fucking throwing up meanwhile i'm still drunk trying to take care of his ass...I let him stay in the guest room...and I put a trash can next to him and he fuckin misses and the whole time i'm trying to take care of him cause who knows how many drinks he had...and I was not about to drive that boy to the hospital while he and I were drunk just because he pulls an ALLY-JO! SO i'm steaming because he is being a dick the whole time...ungreatful prick...lol...then yazet gets there...she is like whats wrong and i'm like fucken fredys drunk ass I had to take care of him all by myself and Your fucken sober you couldn't stay to help...when Bam I get an idea...fuck this shit He is being a dick and he wants to sleep? Be a dick to me i'll be a BITCH to you! I get a bowl splash him a couple times...put an ice pack on his face...meanwhile he is fliping me off telling me what a bitch I am "fuck you ally...fuck you!" then I say, fuck it and poor a Bucket of cold ass water on his head...All while he was sleeping, know what happen? He woke his ass up! Damn right and he was pissed...hope you had fun!