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Jul 25, 2007 21:00

So I learned a few things about this great state of Texas and I thought I should share them.

I have learned that if you are driving and the person in front of you is going to slow you can pass them whether you are in a passing zone or not.  Everyone else is doing it...

I have learned that if the speed limit is 70mph you can go at least 95 on a state road unless you are in a construction zone because there is always a cop waiting for you there.

I have learned that you do not have to be handicapped to park in a handicap spot.

I have learned that drinking while driving is tolerated in the great state of Texas.

In most states the signs say "drive safely" in Texas the signs say "drive friendly" because almost everyone is carrying a gun on them.

I have learned the reason why people drive so "friendly" here IS because everyone carries a gun and you could get shot at any given time.
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