Just for you, might I present: Shawn & Gus IN SPACE!fish_echoFebruary 9 2010, 06:05:36 UTC
(written in maybe twenty minutes, so pardon the clunky-ness)
Captain Shawn Spencer and First Officer Burton "Gus" Guster carefully brush aside the vegetation as they sneak up on the alien structure.
"I don't see any dilithium crystals," whispers the First Officer.
The captain remonstrates, "shhh! Do you want the natives to hear you? If we run into any natives, you'll have to kiss them!"
"Ew! I don't want..." Just then, psuedo-parrots flew over their heads.
"Zap! Zap!" The boys trained their water pistols on the flock flying above them to the best of their abilities. On Earth, this results in the flock flying a bit higher and cawing loudly. On the planet Forumhalux VI, the away party celebrates defeating the birds set to guard the dilithium storehouse.
After they were done with the high-fiving and the victory dance, First Officer Gus remembered what the psuedo-parrots had interrupted. "Hey, why do I have to kiss the girls?"
"Whenever there's girls, Captain Kirk always kisses them. But I don't want to kiss the girls, and since you're my first officer, that means you have to! For the honor of Star Fleet!" Shawn ends this speech with his right hand touching the ship's patch (Gus had insisted that they use water soluble markers, Shawn had agreed provided that he got to the the one to draw them) and looking into the captain-y distance.
"Captain Picard doesn't kiss girls, so I don't see why I have to, Shawn!"
"That's the new one, we're the..."
"Shawn! Gus! Lunch!" calls a voice in the distance.
Shawn pulls a compact out of his pocket and flips it open: "Communications Officer Mom, I have told you! We are an away party exploring Forumhalux VI for dilithium crystals! We cannot return to the Enterprise yet, we only just defeated the guard-birds!"
A sigh (or maybe a chuckle) could be heard faintly on the breeze. "Away party, this is Communications Officer Mom informing you that a Starfleet resupply ship docked while you were on planet. We now have all the dilithium we could want. It also brought grilled cheese sandwiches and creamsicles, which will get eaten by Fleet Commander Your Father if you don't return aboard immediately."
Upon hearing the full extent of the Communication Officer's message, the two friends exchange a look and race back to their home vessel.
Re: Just for you, might I present: Shawn & Gus IN SPACE!fish_echoFebruary 10 2010, 04:24:35 UTC
ETA: Try two, now with proper word order (who knew that mattered in English? :P )
Thanks! They were very adorable in my head, so it's lovely to know that it translated (and if you want extra cuteness, try imagining crucial scenes with them as chibis!).
Captain Shawn Spencer and First Officer Burton "Gus" Guster carefully brush aside the vegetation as they sneak up on the alien structure.
"I don't see any dilithium crystals," whispers the First Officer.
The captain remonstrates, "shhh! Do you want the natives to hear you? If we run into any natives, you'll have to kiss them!"
"Ew! I don't want..." Just then, psuedo-parrots flew over their heads.
"Zap! Zap!" The boys trained their water pistols on the flock flying above them to the best of their abilities. On Earth, this results in the flock flying a bit higher and cawing loudly. On the planet Forumhalux VI, the away party celebrates defeating the birds set to guard the dilithium storehouse.
After they were done with the high-fiving and the victory dance, First Officer Gus remembered what the psuedo-parrots had interrupted. "Hey, why do I have to kiss the girls?"
"Whenever there's girls, Captain Kirk always kisses them. But I don't want to kiss the girls, and since you're my first officer, that means you have to! For the honor of Star Fleet!" Shawn ends this speech with his right hand touching the ship's patch (Gus had insisted that they use water soluble markers, Shawn had agreed provided that he got to the the one to draw them) and looking into the captain-y distance.
"Captain Picard doesn't kiss girls, so I don't see why I have to, Shawn!"
"That's the new one, we're the..."
"Shawn! Gus! Lunch!" calls a voice in the distance.
Shawn pulls a compact out of his pocket and flips it open: "Communications Officer Mom, I have told you! We are an away party exploring Forumhalux VI for dilithium crystals! We cannot return to the Enterprise yet, we only just defeated the guard-birds!"
A sigh (or maybe a chuckle) could be heard faintly on the breeze. "Away party, this is Communications Officer Mom informing you that a Starfleet resupply ship docked while you were on planet. We now have all the dilithium we could want. It also brought grilled cheese sandwiches and creamsicles, which will get eaten by Fleet Commander Your Father if you don't return aboard immediately."
Upon hearing the full extent of the Communication Officer's message, the two friends exchange a look and race back to their home vessel.
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Thanks! They were very adorable in my head, so it's lovely to know that it translated (and if you want extra cuteness, try imagining crucial scenes with them as chibis!).
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