Oct 15, 2005 18:57
Well, this is just a random quote before I go to homecoming. (im not actually attending, im just going to work. I get to show up in jeans and tee :D ) This qoute is from the same place I got the other one, the alligator one.
(Side note: Imagine a large irish man saying this.)
"Right james, I've captured ya. And im real sorry about that. Real sorry. But Ive put out some chocolates and scones, lil bit of tea to make you comfortable.
Now heres my evil plan, you'll love it, its a lovely evil plan. Now what I've done, youll love it, is my aunt, lovely woman, made me a satelite. Its made out of wool. Toasty warm inside. You get inside, you're warm as toast, its wonderful. Now what- oh but dont get it wet, dont leave it out in the rain, or itll be impossible to launch. gets very heavy.
Now what I'll do is I fill the satelite with poor quality chocolate, waxy, crumbly, not nice at all. Now Ive filled it up, we launch it into space and it orbits a few times then comes down, burns up, and the chocolates pour down onto the earth and all the little school children run over and pick one up and put it in their mouths and say "my, thats a poor quality chocolate." And a general malaise will spread...across the earth.
Thats it. Thats my evil plan."
~Irish James Bond villain
Mwahahah. in case you cared to know, these qoutes are from sean cullen, a stand up comedian.
on another note, I need money for me pops b-day. hoping to get a few jobs around here... I got him a book about ireland, cause we're part irish. yeah...
Thats about it.
oh p.s. new icon.