Voicemail/Email

[fischer_king]

 
"Hey, this is Robert Fischer, formerly of Fischer Enterprises. If this is about company business, you've got the wrong number, and you probably stopped reading Wall Street Journal several months back. Otherwise, just... leave me a message at the tone."

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Comments

[corym_forger]

dude, stop leaving shit everywhere. It's gross.

BTW can you pick up the stuff from that one place... the one by piccadilly.

Miss you, generally I thought roommates ya know SAW each other once in a while.

[fischer_king]

Sorry! Promises to be less sloppy, Eames has gone away. Cleaned this evening before I left.

I'll be back tomorrow, wanna sleep together? In a non-sexy way.

Will do, no worries.

[corym_forger]

sure, cuddles sound nice. you're okay though? do i need to bring booze/ice cream/tissues to cuddle time?

Cuz if i do then i need to go shopping, or unpack something...

[fischer_king]

At the very least, ice cream and booze. Tequila?? Smirnoff Ice? Whatever you can get.

I'm okay. Eames is in France with Arthur, so....

[corym_forger]

Fuck ice cream, you need a cake. Okay new plan, tequila and chocolate cake. imma not gonna take sides, sucks for both of you k? switzerland, i need my boys to much to pick one of you...

tomorrow gay bar? promise not to scare off the hot ones.

[fischer_king]

Don't worry, my dear fag-hag. We're still friends. He'll come over for dinner when he gets back to UK.

Make it triple chocolate?? Anything with frosting. I want to lay around in bed with you scantily clad and eat my weight in calories. Then maybe gay bar.

[corym_forger]

good, <3

you gots it with the triple chocolate, as for the scantily clad, do you want the black set or the red, ladies choice... ;)

[fischer_king]

Ooooh, the black set. Definitely. Maybe we'll get you laid too, at the gay bar? Some lovely lady or poor straight guy dragged along?

[corym_forger]

i don't know about the getting me laid part, feeling a bit unsexy right now. ex-bf shit, nothing serious

[fischer_king]

oh gurl. you can dish to me all about it.

was that too gay? that felt too gay.

[corym_forger]

just a bit too gay love, don't worry, you'll get over it.

IDK if i wanna talk about it, really i should get the fuck over it. i broke up with him, but still

IDK it's fucked up. lets focus on you, this shit with me is like ANCIENT history ;)