Voicemail/Email

[fischer_king]

 
"Hey, this is Robert Fischer, formerly of Fischer Enterprises. If this is about company business, you've got the wrong number, and you probably stopped reading Wall Street Journal several months back. Otherwise, just... leave me a message at the tone."

(Please specify in your subject headline if it's a text message, voicemail, or an email! ♥)

Comments

[corym_forger]

Robbie dear, wanted to apologize for last night. Stoli is a very bad idea for me, love. Anyways, just wanted to say sorry... would you forgive me for more Cardiff details? You have my number, day or night.

[fischer_king]

xoxoxo, you're lovely. Guess who's coming to LA to stay the night.

[corym_forger]

awww, kisses and hugs to you to. lemme guess, you stopped being a pansy and called eames

[fischer_king]

psssh, i'm not a pansy. but yes, i texted him. maybe you should sneak into la too. you could stay with me as well.

[corym_forger]

ahh yes, because a rain of bullets is just how i want to start a long vacation. besides, i really don't want to walk in on you having sex. eames having sex yes, you no. YOU should come to london, yeah? bring eames. i have a spare bedroom.

[fischer_king]

oh man, that's so harsh! i have a fine body, just so you know, cory, jeesh. so rude. epic bitch! noooo i don't think that's a good idea. that would feel... couple-y. flying to london with him? i don't want to give him the wrong idea.

[corym_forger]

sorry about the comment love, it was a joke. learn to laugh at yourself. also, yes that is a bit couply. whatever, tell him i invited you to come stay with me. maybe jealousy, he know where i live but i haven't invited him yet.

[fischer_king]

ouchhhh. i'll totally do that. also, was def kidding. i know you can't resist my hard, lanky, paper-white body. don't even try.

[corym_forger]

whore. i'll pick you up from Heathrow. not safe to send information across the cell network. and by pick you up I mean we'll take the tube. send me your flight info when you know.