HOLY CRAP!

Jun 16, 2009 22:56

So, I finally got around to watching the season 2 premiere of True Blood, and... HO MY GOD! This show will never fail to make me have that reaction after EVERY EPISODE. I love it. I can't help myself. I came to terms with my love for this crazy porny vampire show last season. Anyway, the premiere did not disappoint, and the final scene both horrified me and excited me. GOOD GOD, THAT WAS INSANE! Also, I am shocked at my continued love of Bill/Sookie. It is such a typical over-dramatic, written-in-the-stars romance where the girl is super annoying and the guy is broody to a frustrating degree, and yet... I dig them. I think it's because they get nekkid a lot. And because I am madly in love with Bill and I giggle at how much Sookie flusters him. And Sookie acting like her romance with a vampire is perfectly normal while Bill is all, "ARGH WOMAN! I'M A VAMPIRE!" and Sookie is all, "I KNOW, YOU IDIOT! NOW LET'S HAVE WILDLY HOT SEX!" and Bill is all, "OKAY!" and he has their clothes off in .05 seconds and he's all passionate and predatory and despite his claims of how Sookie makes him feel love again and despite how hard he tries to be human, I still think he's up to something. But he loves her! But he's up to something. But he loves her! How else could he put up with all of her insane expectations of him? But he's up to something. BUT HE LOVES HER! I don't know. That dude confuses me. But I continue to be madly in love with him, frustrating broodiness and all. Also, I could probably watch an entire series based solely around Bill and the 17-year-old girl he had to sire. They are AMAZING and hilarious and they need more scenes of them being hilariously amazing together. Don't be surprised if I end up shipping them...

As for my original OTP of the show, which was Sam/Tara, I uh... I don't even know what to do with those two anymore. I shipped them like whoa from the pilot episode, but now? They are a mess. An utter mess. Sam is still mooning over Sookie and Tara is off in lala land with her new man and that freaky lady. Whatever. Sam is still her soulmate, it's just that they both fail at holding onto something good for them, and so they purposely screw it up. ARGH!

Also, LAFEYETTE! I love that dude so hard. I was so scared that they were actually going to kill him off, but I should have known they wouldn't. He is too awesome to kill off. He continues to be my favorite character, even though Bill is the one that I always gush about.

My only complaint? Jason didn't take his clothes off in this episode. WHAT THE HELL, MAN? WHAT THE FREAKING HELL? I feel cheated.

fictional love machine: bill compton, ship: sam/tara, show: true blood is truly sucktastic, boy toy: jason stackhouse

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