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piecesofalice July 15 2008, 01:13:34 UTC
...there are no words for this. Whatsoever. Except I love you and your amazing dedication to nipple maths.

I'd do a Garret version of this, but he doesn't much get his nips out, alas. Except for in this icon.

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firthgal July 15 2008, 01:19:41 UTC
Math is always better when nipples are involved. For instance:

Train A is going 4000 miles an hour to point B while Train Z going 2 miles an hour to point 3. Train IV has 400 people, 50 dogs, 1 rabbit, and 3 cats on board. How many nipples are there on Train 25?

See? Anywho, glad you enjoyed it. I was tempted to include Garret just for you, but couldn't find any nipple pics.

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piecesofalice July 15 2008, 01:25:51 UTC
Answer: NIPPLEZ

I can't believe I'm going to post this, as it makes me just need to. Go away. And hide. For a while.

Behold, the only time Garret's gotten his kit off (complete with cranky watching TV face):


... )

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firthgal July 15 2008, 01:30:19 UTC
Oh my! What a lovely chestal region. *dreamy sigh* Dude! Stop making me fall in love with Garret! You know, I'm extremely tempted to start watching TSCC purely because of Garret.

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adlervan July 15 2008, 01:24:33 UTC
that is soooo twisted (now thinking about twisting Damian's giant nips). i loves me a scientific method, that's for sure! Charlie needs to get his nips out much more, methinks.

this was very...educational. for many reasons.

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firthgal July 15 2008, 01:31:54 UTC
Now I need a pic of twisted Damian nipples. *sigh* My work is never done.

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15lbpurebunny July 15 2008, 01:43:25 UTC
It took me a while to respond because I've been laughing hard with no sound coming out, and also generally paralyzed with gratitude and love for you. I LOVE YOU ( ... )

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adlervan July 15 2008, 01:46:39 UTC
and i didn't reply in that other location, but i'll say No, they don't taste like chicken. they would obviously taste like Karma soap from Lush.

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15lbpurebunny July 15 2008, 01:52:00 UTC
Oh. Duh. *slaps forehead*

Last time I tried to get some of that soap,I was told they were discontinuing it. I see now that was probably a ruse for some customer who bought the entire stock to try in vain to cleanse his dirty, dirty nipples?

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adlervan July 15 2008, 01:58:04 UTC
"try in vain to cleanse his dirty, dirty nipples"

LOL LOL LOL. yeah, it was clearly Damian who bought all the Karma whilst trying to get into his role as a zen, fruit loving cop, obviously. you never know where those dirty nipples have been!

and to reiterate your point from elsewhere for the general populace, this whole posting/commenting would be soooo pervy if we were men talking about women. (but if we were men talking about Damian, that'd be super hot!)

also, i managed to get a chunk of Karma about a month ago so i don't think they're discontinuing it. maybe damian was fully stocked that week.

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adlervan July 15 2008, 02:08:42 UTC
i would just like to point out (and this is an awesome thing), that your posts come up in my daily google news alerts in my email inbox - i'm not sure how many other strange people out there might have Damian as a google new alert item, but i secretly hope it's damian's reps (his agent or manager) and that they share these items with him. you think that's possible?.....hey, reps, if you're reading this, ask damian what his nipples taste like for us, m'kay? thanks! ;)

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firthgal July 15 2008, 02:14:18 UTC
Oh god, I would be HORRIFIED if Damian knew about this one. All my other picspams are fine, but this one is embarrassing.

Wait, scratch that. My Brides ones and My Forsyte Saga ones are okay, the rest are pretty embarrassing.

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adlervan July 15 2008, 02:15:28 UTC
no, it's totally rad, man! we're using the scientific method!

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firthgal July 15 2008, 02:17:00 UTC
True, true. It's all educational.

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steveshot July 15 2008, 05:00:03 UTC
Oh... wow, you made my night! Thank you! :D

I'll do an if/then/else... in Java!

If(Damian == largeManNips)
{
// Damian has large mannips
System.out.println("Damian has large mannips! :D");
}

else
{
// Damian doesn't have large mannips?
System.out.println("Um... how does Damian NOT have large manips?");
}

Um... I'm done? lol... XD

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firthgal July 15 2008, 13:25:57 UTC
Ha, NICE! I'm glad you enjoyed the nipspam!

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steveshot July 16 2008, 04:38:29 UTC
XD

See, if Damian likes Geeks... well... look at me... ^_^ hahaha...

Anyways, I like the icon you've used for the post of this entry. XD lol... I think I know that picture! lol...

Um... I think that doesn't say much about me, does it? :P

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firthgal July 16 2008, 13:33:16 UTC
Pah, I'm the one that made the icon! So what does that say about me?

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