Math is always better when nipples are involved. For instance:
Train A is going 4000 miles an hour to point B while Train Z going 2 miles an hour to point 3. Train IV has 400 people, 50 dogs, 1 rabbit, and 3 cats on board. How many nipples are there on Train 25?
See? Anywho, glad you enjoyed it. I was tempted to include Garret just for you, but couldn't find any nipple pics.
Oh my! What a lovely chestal region. *dreamy sigh* Dude! Stop making me fall in love with Garret! You know, I'm extremely tempted to start watching TSCC purely because of Garret.
that is soooo twisted (now thinking about twisting Damian's giant nips). i loves me a scientific method, that's for sure! Charlie needs to get his nips out much more, methinks.
It took me a while to respond because I've been laughing hard with no sound coming out, and also generally paralyzed with gratitude and love for you. I LOVE YOU
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Last time I tried to get some of that soap,I was told they were discontinuing it. I see now that was probably a ruse for some customer who bought the entire stock to try in vain to cleanse his dirty, dirty nipples?
LOL LOL LOL. yeah, it was clearly Damian who bought all the Karma whilst trying to get into his role as a zen, fruit loving cop, obviously. you never know where those dirty nipples have been!
and to reiterate your point from elsewhere for the general populace, this whole posting/commenting would be soooo pervy if we were men talking about women. (but if we were men talking about Damian, that'd be super hot!)
also, i managed to get a chunk of Karma about a month ago so i don't think they're discontinuing it. maybe damian was fully stocked that week.
i would just like to point out (and this is an awesome thing), that your posts come up in my daily google news alerts in my email inbox - i'm not sure how many other strange people out there might have Damian as a google new alert item, but i secretly hope it's damian's reps (his agent or manager) and that they share these items with him. you think that's possible?.....hey, reps, if you're reading this, ask damian what his nipples taste like for us, m'kay? thanks! ;)
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I'd do a Garret version of this, but he doesn't much get his nips out, alas. Except for in this icon.
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Train A is going 4000 miles an hour to point B while Train Z going 2 miles an hour to point 3. Train IV has 400 people, 50 dogs, 1 rabbit, and 3 cats on board. How many nipples are there on Train 25?
See? Anywho, glad you enjoyed it. I was tempted to include Garret just for you, but couldn't find any nipple pics.
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I can't believe I'm going to post this, as it makes me just need to. Go away. And hide. For a while.
Behold, the only time Garret's gotten his kit off (complete with cranky watching TV face):
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this was very...educational. for many reasons.
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Last time I tried to get some of that soap,I was told they were discontinuing it. I see now that was probably a ruse for some customer who bought the entire stock to try in vain to cleanse his dirty, dirty nipples?
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LOL LOL LOL. yeah, it was clearly Damian who bought all the Karma whilst trying to get into his role as a zen, fruit loving cop, obviously. you never know where those dirty nipples have been!
and to reiterate your point from elsewhere for the general populace, this whole posting/commenting would be soooo pervy if we were men talking about women. (but if we were men talking about Damian, that'd be super hot!)
also, i managed to get a chunk of Karma about a month ago so i don't think they're discontinuing it. maybe damian was fully stocked that week.
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Wait, scratch that. My Brides ones and My Forsyte Saga ones are okay, the rest are pretty embarrassing.
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I'll do an if/then/else... in Java!
If(Damian == largeManNips)
{
// Damian has large mannips
System.out.println("Damian has large mannips! :D");
}
else
{
// Damian doesn't have large mannips?
System.out.println("Um... how does Damian NOT have large manips?");
}
Um... I'm done? lol... XD
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See, if Damian likes Geeks... well... look at me... ^_^ hahaha...
Anyways, I like the icon you've used for the post of this entry. XD lol... I think I know that picture! lol...
Um... I think that doesn't say much about me, does it? :P
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