Happy Birthday Robot!
Happy Birthday Robot. I was once young too, but selfish, and made mistakes. I kept my buttons and my wife at home. Soon she grew lonely and sold them. I hated her for it and plotted her demise. I quickly hired an assassin and took a buttonless vacation.
Unfortunately the assassin ran away with my wife. Jealousy seized my heart and I stalked them both. One day, perching on a tree, it came. The signal that they had been captured. Thanks to you, Robot, my buttons were returned. You followed their every buttony movement and hid waiting.
When I realized my buttons were safe, I forgave her. But it was too late.
Without the access to my buttons, Rosy had gone insane. She had slayed the assassin in his sleep. If only I had given her her own buttons... She might not be in jail now, struggling with simple computations.
Caring is sharing, Robot, love is the only thing keeping us apart. We've been dating a year, Robot, yet her demise traps me. I have a plan to free her, but I need your help. Once she is free you and I can be together. I'll never be young again, but I can be yours. We're busting her out tonight, after your birthday party.
If you need me, you'll come.
Unfortunately the assassin ran away with my wife. Jealousy seized my heart and I stalked them both. One day, perching on a tree, it came. The signal that they had been captured. Thanks to you, Robot, my buttons were returned. You followed their every buttony movement and hid waiting.
When I realized my buttons were safe, I forgave her. But it was too late.
Without the access to my buttons, Rosy had gone insane. She had slayed the assassin in his sleep. If only I had given her her own buttons... She might not be in jail now, struggling with simple computations.
Caring is sharing, Robot, love is the only thing keeping us apart. We've been dating a year, Robot, yet her demise traps me. I have a plan to free her, but I need your help. Once she is free you and I can be together. I'll never be young again, but I can be yours. We're busting her out tonight, after your birthday party.
If you need me, you'll come.