To: beatrice@smythe.inc.org
From: Starscream@sectorseven.com
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Bea,
You might want to keep a close eye on your girlfriend. Don't let her out of your sight.
All the best,
Christophe
From: Starscream@sectorseven.com
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Bea,
You might want to keep a close eye on your girlfriend. Don't let her out of your sight.
All the best,
Christophe
From: beatrice@smythe.inc.org
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Excuse me? What the hell is that supposed to mean, Chris? If anything happens to Sam, so help me there will be hell to pay.
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From: starscream@sectorseven.com
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You know Cael can't keep his mouth shut. If you don't want to find your girlfriend in pieces somewhere, I'd keep an eye on her. It's a warning, not a threat. I thought you'd know the difference between the two.
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From: beatrice@smythe.inc.org
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Tch, you're the traitor. Gotta take everything you say with a grain of salt. And tell Cael that if he doesn't want me to be wearing those koalas, that he'll stay the hell away from my boyfriend.
And, regardless of your douchebaggery in the manner...thanks for the heads up.
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From: starscream@sectorseven.com
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Well-spotted. You're as sharp as ever.
And of course I would lie about something like that. Why keep you on your toes, after all, when you could live on, blissfully ignorant?
How incredibly stupid of me. I'll think twice before I warn you next time.
At present, I'd do anything to spite Cael. Damn koala...
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From: beatrice@smythe.inc.org
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Yeah, but you like to boast about shit that hasn't and probably won't ever happened. Gotta keep an eye on that pesky habit of yours. You're also considerably more pissy today. What's wrong? Warren turn down your invite to the winter formal?
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From: starscream@sectorseven.com
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I don't recall ever having done that.
And I'm not pissy.
I also refuse to dignify that comment with a response.
Shouldn't you be lip-locking with your (wo)man-candy?
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From: beatrice@smythe.inc.org
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Hmm, I think I will~ Since, you know, I actually have a boyfriend I can do that with.
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From: starscream@sectorseven.com
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I've seen cuter. Really set your standards low this time, didn't you?
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From: beatrice@smythe.inc.org
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Oh please, he's adorable and way hotter than your boyfriend.
Oh, that's right! You don't have one. It's one thing to spot a few really, really good looking guys on the street. It's another to, you know, actually date one of them.
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From: starscream@sectorseven.com
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I don't think it counts if you grab one of the strays off the street, Bea. Particularly if you delude yourself into believing that said stray is good looking.
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From: beatrice@smythe.inc.org
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Mm, cute. I know you're jealous, but surely you can go take that out someplace else~
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From: starscream@sectorseven.com
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Think of it this way, Bea, at least I'm not putting someone else in danger for the sake of sex.
I also think you should set your sights a little higher.
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From: beatrice@smythe.inc.org
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For your information, dickweed, I've never had sex with a guy, so that's hardly the reason I'm dating Sam.
I know it might be hard for you to understand the concept of liking anyone but yourself, but I can assure you that I won't let anything happen to him.
And if anything does? I'll fucking destroy all of you.
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From: starscream@sectorseven.com
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That...didn't come out exactly as I'd meant it to. What I meant was do you really think this is the best time for a relationship? Don't you think it's more of a liability at present?
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From: beatrice@smythe.inc.org
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....Look, he wasn't supposed to find out about any of this, okay? I mean, hell, we were just friends, anyway! You know, somebody to hang out with that wasn't one of you guys? Do you think I wanted you idiots to find out about him?
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From: starscream@sectorseven.com
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You act like we can just all go about our business like normal now. Open your eyes. At this point in time, there's no such thing where either faction is concerned. Think things through before you act. I'm worried about you and, by default, your girlfriend.
I'll let you know if I hear anything else.
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