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[firstoutfirstup]

Mum's clipped out that piece of shite poem from Witch Weekly and stuck it on the ceral cupboard in the kitchen so she knew tha tall of us would see it. I don't know what this Lucy McGee saw, but we certainly looking 'sad as can be'. Yeah- it was a little disappointing that Ireland didn't win, but the match was AMAZING! I think Lils might have been

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[devilandsea]

What's all this about a poem, then? I didn't know you read Witch Weekly, James.

[lowexpectation]

He does. Religiously.

[devilandsea]

HAHAHA. Is he trying to understand women or training to become a housewife?

[lowexpectation]

I think he wants to wear pearls and be domesticated. Pretty girls wear pearls.

[devilandsea]

Well, now I know what I'm getting him for the hols!

[with_bite]

We should all chip in as a team. He should have a pearl necklace with scarlet and gold in it. Do you think matching earrings would be too much?

[firstoutfirstup]

This really isn't necessary. But if you've already bought them, I'm sure Albus could use a spot of extra finery.

[with_bite]

Albus doesn't need any finery. We should get you a paper bag to go along with the pearls. Anna and Roxy can chip in for the pearls and I'll get the bag. That's a fair arrangement, don't you think?

[firstoutfirstup]

How about...no? I appreciate you wanting to show your love and admiration for your beloved team captain, but I'm afraid perals don't suit me, darling.

[with_bite]

Don't knock what you haven't tried. I think you should get Win's opinion before you make a final decision.

[firstoutfirstup]

Oi! Shut it.

[firstoutfirstup]

Don't listen to anything he says, Anna! Mum got a hold of a copy, LIKE I SAID IN MY ENTRY. Why MUM was reading it I have no idea...