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[firstoutfirstup]

Mum's clipped out that piece of shite poem from Witch Weekly and stuck it on the ceral cupboard in the kitchen so she knew tha tall of us would see it. I don't know what this Lucy McGee saw, but we certainly looking 'sad as can be'. Yeah- it was a little disappointing that Ireland didn't win, but the match was AMAZING! I think Lils might have been

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[smithami]

You mean you didn't burst into tears and clutch each other for support? She should have added that in. A little extrapolation never hurt anyone.

[firstoutfirstup]

Albus did, but we couldn't be bothered to console him. I think Gwenog would have volunteered, though!

[smithami]

Gwenog? Who is she?

[firstoutfirstup]

GWENOG JONES! Amity Amith, have you not heard of Gwenog Jones!?

[smithami]

NO! Is she pretty? Where did she come from?

[firstoutfirstup]

You...you don't- how? what

Amity Smith, you're hopeless.

[smithami]

What do you mean!? Who is she?? Just tell me!

[firstoutfirstup]

GWENOG JONES was captain of the Harpies back in my Dad's school days and is completely and absolutely brilliant. Even when she's maiming my baby brother.

[smithami]

So she was the one who threw something at him!?? What a cow!

Wait. That means she's old. Why would she be comforting him?

[firstoutfirstup]

Are you saying old ladies don't deserve love, Ami?

[smithami]

Only from old men, their old friends or their families.