"Hello, Mr. Coulson. This is Zayne Carrick from MCA. I've reviewed your resume and between your qualifications and the fact that I'm leaving town in a few days and don't have any other applicants, you're the clear choice. Please see me whenever you have some time between today and Tuesday and we'll get the paperwork together and get you your keys."
Was he playing the odds that there was a Jenn tending bar at whatever place in the multiverse young Stark ended up at? Yes. Yes, he was. Was he doing it just to mess with Tony's head? Of course.
It probably didn't matter that Sarah couldn't spell 'tap' correctly with all those other errors in there. Especially when the errors made up a drunken idea.
Crazy Phone DaygotaconditionMay 17 2013, 04:34:50 UTC
Bruce sounded very bemused when he returned Éponine's call. "I'm sorry, I don't think I asked for anyone's help dealing with a squirrel matter and I don't think they appoint monarchs amongst themselves. I don't think there's any need for name-calling, either."
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Wait, who the hell is this?
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It's Coulson. Tell Jenn at the bar I said hi.
Was he playing the odds that there was a Jenn tending bar at whatever place in the multiverse young Stark ended up at? Yes. Yes, he was. Was he doing it just to mess with Tony's head? Of course.
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It probably didn't matter that Sarah couldn't spell 'tap' correctly with all those other errors in there. Especially when the errors made up a drunken idea.
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I promise to look into it.
Coulson then looked at his kitchen sink, reminded himself that building codes wouldn't allow something like that, and considered the task done.
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"Son, if you are eating meat and it is not dirty, you are eating it wrong."
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"Also, it is a free country and I will call you whatever I like."
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