Log 00whogivesafuck

[firstmetal]

I just remembered the big drawback of getting plastered.

Owwwww...

And I bruised my head somehow. What the hell did I do? Walk into a door or something?

Comments

[themustang]

You might've run into the bar since I doubt you're tall enough to see over top of it.

That's what you get for drinking excessively, Edward.

[firstmetal]

I can't believe you of all people are lecturing me on drinking excessively. I saw you at that office party bastard.

[themustang]

Yes, but unlike you, I am an adult and can clear most of the height requirements at the Gold Saucer. I'm surprised the bartender even served you.

[firstmetal]

*glares*

'Most of' being the operative words there. You ain't exactly towering yourself.

*swears in Wutaian*

[themustang]

Now, Edward, you should know better than to think you can actually get away with making short jokes.

[firstmetal]

No wonder you never get any work done, bastard. You're always too busy fucking around one my journal.

[themustang]

I don't know what you're talking about. Babysitting you is hard work.

[firstmetal]

Babysitting?

'Ch... if I needed babysitting, I wouldn't be in SOLDIER. You were the one who fucking stalked me.