Oh, Brother
It has been a long time since I have had anything worth posting here. But this must be shared with the world.
In my town there is a restaurant with four wooden black bears out front. They are often dressed up in themed garb (holidays, hunting season, Wizard of Oz, et cetera).
Today they were all wearing penguin suits.
Mom and I jumped right in:
"Bearinguins?"
"Penguears?"
"Ursaguins?"
"Pengurses?"
Suddenly, there was a moment of complete silence. From the back seat, my brother says "Ladies, put your thinking caps away. They are: pears."
In my town there is a restaurant with four wooden black bears out front. They are often dressed up in themed garb (holidays, hunting season, Wizard of Oz, et cetera).
Today they were all wearing penguin suits.
Mom and I jumped right in:
"Bearinguins?"
"Penguears?"
"Ursaguins?"
"Pengurses?"
Suddenly, there was a moment of complete silence. From the back seat, my brother says "Ladies, put your thinking caps away. They are: pears."